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My son asked me last night "how does Harry Potter fill up his car"?

Answer - Expecto Petroleum

The Gryffindor trio went for a roadtrip.

Halfway there, Harry realised him being the driver forgot to check the meter.
"What were you thinking?", Ron & Hermione exclaimed.
*"Expecto Petroleum?"*

What spell does America cast every time they invade a country in the Middle East?

Expecto Petroleum

How does Harry Potter order a drink in Mexico?

Expecto Patrona

What did Harry Potter say at the gas pump?

Expecto Petroleum

What's a rappers favorite Harry Potter spell?

Expecto Petrón

What magic spell does Harry Potter use at the bar?

Expecto Patronum

Did you hear that Harry Potter is now an oil tycoon?

The company has had 3 unsuccessful oil drills, however Potter was quoted as saying they are "not worried" and "expecto petroleum".

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