Expectancy Jokes
8 expectancy jokes and hilarious expectancy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about expectancy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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People always ask where I got my incredibly detailed tattoo done, but they never believe me when I tell them Spain.
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
Why do the election results take so long?
It's a race between two 70+ year old men. What do you expect?
I got fired from the s**... bank yesterday
Apparently you're not allowed to nudge the nearest co-worker and say, "get a load of this guy" every time someone walks in.
Remember crying as a kid and your parents told you 'I'll give you something to cry about!'
and you expected a beating but instead they just ruined the housing market?
Four guys are playing golf together and talking about how successful their sons are.
The first says, "My son is so successful, he's VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. "
The second says, " That's nothing, my son is CEO of his company and just gave his best friend a house."
The third says, "Well, my son owns 3 highly profitable companies and just gave his best friend a jet."
They look expectantly at the last guy who says, "My son is a gay e**... who gets showered with love and admiration. He just got a car, a house, and a jet from three of his clients."
How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
Taylor Swift is dropping albums like I'm dropping pounds
Only two, but still more than anyone expected.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football.
Nobody expects the spanish in position.
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