Expanding Universe Jokes
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Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways.
You get it.
What's the relationship between the universe and your mom?
The universe expands to be as big as your mom
We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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My d*c**... is the biggest in the universe,
It's the only reason the universe is still expanding.
The president of the university is asked a question about credible sources
President :"Its such an important thing, and it does not make sense for everyone to have to verify the credibility of the source and search for it every time its needed. So what I propose is we start collections of credible sources and hire some people to manage it. Whenever you wanted to get information on a subject you would just ask one of those people and they would help you get it."
Reporter: "Would you consider expanding the campus library?"
President: "No way, its a waste of space and money."
Why is the universe expanding?
It needs more space.
the universe is expanding....
that should help ease the traffic
Why is the universe constantly expanding?
Because Bono's ego keeps getting bigger!
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