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80 exotic jokes and hilarious exotic puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exotic that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a good laugh? Check out these exotic jokes featuring everything from exotic dancers to exotic pets! Get ready to broaden your horizons with these funny foreign jokes. Perfect for a night out abroad or a get-together around the aquarium.

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Popular Exotic Short Jokes

Short exotic jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exotic humour may include short tropical jokes also.

  1. My partner and I can never agree on vacations. I want to go to exotic island and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.
  2. My girlfriend and I could never agree on holidays... I wanted to fly to exotic places and stay in luxurious five-star hotels. And she wanted to come with me.
  3. My wife tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves... Looks like the boa cons tricked her...
  4. I like my women like, I like my coffee Illegally imported from an exotic location, and purchased amorally like a commodity.
  5. Since we're at it: Dating in your 30s is like registering a domain name... The good ones are all taken. But you can always get one from an exotic country...
  6. I asked a lady friend if she fancied coming around and sharing a dried exotic fruit.. She said it sounds like a date
  7. When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied... We could take them or leave them
  8. If I've learned one thing in my travels, it's that men come in all shapes and sizes. But enough about my exotic fleshlight collection.
  9. I went to the Pet store to buy some exotic breeding birds The Assistant said "have you got a Store card?"
    I said no but I think I've just excited a Pelican
  10. My friend ate so much exotic spice, he practically turned into another species. He's a cumin being.

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Exotic One Liners

Which exotic one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exotic? I can suggest the ones about unusual and oriental.

  1. One exotic bird can't take over the word on its own But toucan
  2. Health insurance is rare for exotic dancers. Most strippers have little or no coverage.
  3. Why does Joe Exotic avoid singing Christmas songs? He hates carols.
  4. Hot women and exotic cars have a lot in common! U wanna ride both but no one will let you
  5. How do exotic dancers make money? They go twerk.
  6. I have a exotic girlfriend from a foreign nation. She is from... ..... Imagination
  7. What do you call a charred exotic psychic? A rare medium well done.
  8. My friend keeps leaving exotic birds on my doorstep... Well toucan play at that game!
  9. What do you call a pair of exotic birds that eat other birds? Toucannibals
  10. What's a bird's favorite exotic film? 2 bird 1 stone.
  11. Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money.
  12. Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
  13. Two skeletons start up an exotic buisness. They're going on a Joint Venture
  14. I recently bought an exotic foreign calculator his name is Aht Dim Hup.
  15. Why did the exotic bird owner run out of painkillers? Because the parrots ate 'em all

Exotic Dancer Jokes

Here is a list of funny exotic dancer jokes and even better exotic dancer puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Contortionist dancer Would a contortionist exotic dancer whose act seems to go on forever be known as a Mobius Stripper?
  • With bars reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon... ...but only one s**... at a time.
  • As a male exotic dancer, I say I'm bisexual... Buy me something and I'll get s**... :b

Exotic Animals Jokes

Here is a list of funny exotic animals jokes and even better exotic animals puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My wife and I went to a new restaurant last night, where they serve the flesh of exotic birds and animals. We both decided to try pelican, which was absolutely fantastic, but the bill was enormous.
  • They told me to bring an exotic animal I said alpaca Llama
    They asked if that was a hybrid
  • Hey! What's up? A heartwarming animated film about a boy, an old man, and his dog who all fly away to an exotic place in a balloon house.
  • I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals... As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have slayed a few elephants... and a whale.
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Exotic Pet Jokes

Here is a list of funny exotic pet jokes and even better exotic pet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I called the pet store to ask if they sell exotic cats. "Yes" he said. "Serval Varieties"
    ^I ^better ^see ^some ^horrible ^retaliatory ^puns ^in ^the ^comments
  • A man hacked an exotic pet dealer's website and had them ship him a baby panda, Mina. He was charged with Mr. Mina pet e-theft.
Exotic joke, A man hacked an exotic pet dealer's website and had them ship him a baby panda, Mina.

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Uplifting Exotic Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about exotic you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean bizarre jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make exotic prank.

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A man urges his wife to try a new s**... position - The . Curious, she asks about what romantic and exotic position her husband wants to try. "Well honey" he answers, "it's quite simple, you give me a b**..., and I owe you one"

There's something really addictive about Brownies...

... I think it's their exotic accent.

Women are alot like continents.

At various times in her life, a woman is like the continents of the world. From 13 to 18, she's like Africa- v**... territory. From 18 to 30, she's like Asia- hot and exotic. From 30 to 45, she's like America- fully explored and free with her resources. From 45 to 55, she's like Europe- exhausted, but not without places of interest. From 55 onwards, she's like Australia- everybody knows it's down there, but nobody cares.

TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master.

Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?

"Do you like exotic birds? "

Yea, you do look like you've had a c**...-or-two.

I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots

I think we just got ocelost.

The cashier at my local grocery store hates me...

I'm always paying in 1$ bills and I use a lot of them. I attempted to calm her down with some humor.
"I'm an exotic dancer...and I'm really good at it", I said with a wink.
She replied with a glare, "I doubt that. If you were any good you'd be paying with $5's"

A mathematician's wife asked to bring something exotic for her birthday

You should've seen her face when she's got a Klein's bottle

What do hot chic's and exotic sport cars have in common?

I've never been inside either of them.

I realized prostitutes name themselves after exotic cars like Porsche or Ferrari because they're "the sexiest ride you'll ever have"...

So my p**... name would be "Teacups."

A black man walked into a bar

With a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender saw this and said Wow that looks exotic, where'd ya get it?
Africa , the parrot responded.

I lost all my exotic sea creatures

And I can't buy them back because I don't have anemone.

For Mother's Day, all my mom wanted was 2 things: a clean house and exotic food.

So, we cooked and ate the dog.

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online

A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves
Looks like the boa cons tricked her

My girlfriend keeps trying to hurt my feelings by calling me names of exotic birds...

Well, toucan play it that game.

I like my women like I like my wine

Exotic, matured to 12 years, and imported from Southern Europe in a barrel.

My friend just released a beta for his game that involves catching exotic flies from different location

It's very buggy right now

What's the difference between women, and an exotic sports car?

I've been inside exotic sports cars...... :(

My wife and I can never agree on holidays

I want to fly to exotic places and stay in 5 star hotels. She wants to come with me.

What's the difference between exotic sports cars, and hot girls?

I've been in exotic sports cars before.

My friend showed me this awesome app where you can watch exotic creatures

Apparently it is called Tik tok

Joe saw a s**... young exotic girl walking out from a bank, a remote control dropped from her mini skirt.

He picked it up and planed to give it back.
But the girl looked at him, her face turned red and seemed nervous and coy.
Joe understood it all of a sudden...
He smiled obscenely and pressed the button on the remote.
Then the bank exploded.

A trucker walks into a brothel.

Welcome, sir, the lady in charge says. How can I assist you?
The man puts down a large w**... of cash in front of her, and says,
Get me the most slovenly and whiny girl that can't cook well either.
The woman eyes the money, and responds, But sir, you could have the best, most exotic girl and a gourmet dinner for that much.
I don't need an exotic experience, I need the one that feels like home! The man yells.

Joe exotic was hoping for a Presidential pardon and even had a limo waiting

but it was a stretch.

Holiday vacation

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I hate this time of year. My wife and I can never agree on the holidays," he complains to the bartender. "I want to travel to exotic places and stay in 5-star hotels." "That sounds fun. What does she want to do?" the bartender asks. "She wants to come with me," the guy replies.

The Marriage,,,

Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter
Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find
adventure during her gap year. As Janet was exiting the plane, Paula
noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic
markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.
Janet introduced this man as her new husband.
Paula gasped out loud in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I
said for you to marry a rich Doctor .... a rich Doctor!"

A family go to the zoo

They're excited to see all the exotic animals, birds & reptiles. The first enclosure is empty, totally deserted. Unperturbed they carry on to the next one.. again it's empty!
Every single enclosure, cage, run and avery they encounter is empty, deserted and unkempt..
Except, right beside the exit is the last one; a single small solitary cage.
And in it sat a small furry creature.. a dog!
The father looked at it and it occurred to him,
"This is a shih tzu!"

Exotic joke, Why does Joe Exotic avoid singing Christmas songs?

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