Exorcism Jokes
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Funniest Exorcism Short Jokes
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- Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!
- Devil in the detail.... I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
- So my brother got an exorcism Went fine until he fell arrears on the payments and got repossessed
- I thought I'd learn so much at exorcism school Unfortunately possession is nine-tenths of the lore.
- Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house.
- The Last Exorcism 2 is coming to theaters soon... I guess this means they should rename the first one to The Not-Quite-Last Exorcism.
- I was shopping at the supermarket today Sounds like they were performing an exorcism on aisle six.
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- An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy.
- I never paid for my exorcism I hope I don't get repossessed.
- I couldn't afford to pay the priest who carried out my exorcism. He repossessed my home.
- My cousin couldn't pay the church for her exorcism So they repossessed her.
- What is a reversed exorcism? When devil puls priest out of a child.
- How does a priest perform an exorcism in Texas? "Gwan git!"
- Possession is nine tenths of the law. The remaining tenth is exorcism.
- My house got repossessed I feel like all the money I spent on the exorcism was wasted
- How does Bob Ross perform an exorcism on someone? He beats the devil out of them.
- Why don't you ever see an over weight ghost? They are deathly afraid of being exorcized
- How do you give a cow an exorcism? Milk the h**... out of it.
- What does a dyslexic priest that's performing an exorcism say? "BEGONE SANTA!"
- How you exorcize a Windows PC? *"The power of Gates compiles you!"*
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My cousin is so poor....
that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
A man's car gets haunted by a ghost
So he decided to go to a priest to get it removed.
The priest performs the exorcism, and it works! He successfully removes the ghost from the car. He says to the man "That'll be $250." The man refuses to pay, and so a couple weeks later his car gets repossessed.
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A daughter is seemingly possessed by a d**......
Her mother frantically calls their priest, requesting an exorcism. She describes the details "She has been spinning about wildly, climbing on the walls, running on the ceiling.. moving about non-stop!" The priest replies "I don't know what you want me to do. Sounds like she's already exercising plenty!"
A man goes to see his priest.
Father, my life is terrible, I have so many problems.
The priest tells him that he needs an exorcism to cast the devil out of his life.
Can't do that father, I have 3 chidren with her.
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Exorcism
Whats the difference between a normal exorcism and an Irish exorcism??
A normal exorcism you call the priest up to banish the d**... out of the child.
An Irish exorcism you call the d**... to banish the priest out of the child... :D
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A priest is conducting an exorcism, yelling, "The power of Christ compels you!"
The d**... sighs and says to him, "Sorry, I'm Jewish."
