Exorcism Jokes
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Funniest Exorcism Short Jokes
Short exorcism jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exorcism humour may include short exorcist jokes also.
- My cousin is so poor.... that when she couldn't afford pay the Catholic church for her exorcism, they repossessed her.
- Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!
- Y'all ever heard of reverse exorcism? It's when the devil tells the priest to exit the child's body
- Devil in the detail.... I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
- So my brother got an exorcism Went fine until he fell arrears on the payments and got repossessed
- I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back, I'm going to get repossessed.
- Did I ever tell you about the time my friend had an exorcism and refused to pay? He got… Repossessed.
- From my Dad: I never did get around to paying for my exorcism So now I've been repossessed.
- I thought I'd learn so much at exorcism school Unfortunately possession is nine-tenths of the lore.
- Always be sure to pay the Priest who performs the exorcism on your property. Or they'll come back and re-possess your house.
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Exorcism One Liners
Which exorcism one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exorcism? I can suggest the ones about evacuation and voodoo.
- Did you hear about the guy who couldn't pay for his exorcism? He got repossessed.
- An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy.
- I never paid for my exorcism I hope I don't get repossessed.
- I couldn't afford to pay the priest who carried out my exorcism. He repossessed my home.
- My cousin couldn't pay the church for her exorcism So they repossessed her.
- What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? You'll get repossessed!
- Why don't you ever see an over weight ghost? They are deathly afraid of being exorcized
- What is a reversed exorcism? When devil puls priest out of a child.
- How does a priest perform an exorcism in Texas? "Gwan git!"
- I forgot to pay for my exorcism So I got repossessed.
- Possession is nine tenths of the law. The remaining tenth is exorcism.
- What does a dyslexic priest that's performing an exorcism say? "BEGONE SANTA!"
- Possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth must be exorcism.
- My house got repossessed I feel like all the money I spent on the exorcism was wasted
- Did you hear about the exorcism clinic that wasn't doing well? It got repossessed.
Howlingly Hilarious Exorcism Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What funny jokes about exorcism you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean salvation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exorcism pranks.
A man's car gets haunted by a ghost
So he decided to go to a priest to get it removed.
The priest performs the exorcism, and it works! He successfully removes the ghost from the car. He says to the man "That'll be $250." The man refuses to pay, and so a couple weeks later his car gets repossessed.
A daughter is seemingly possessed by a d**......
Her mother frantically calls their priest, requesting an exorcism. She describes the details "She has been spinning about wildly, climbing on the walls, running on the ceiling.. moving about non-stop!" The priest replies "I don't know what you want me to do. Sounds like she's already exercising plenty!"
A man goes to see his priest.
Father, my life is terrible, I have so many problems.
The priest tells him that he needs an exorcism to cast the devil out of his life.
Can't do that father, I have 3 chidren with her.
How do you give a cow an exorcism?
Milk the h**... out of it.
Exorcism
Whats the difference between a normal exorcism and an Irish exorcism??
A normal exorcism you call the priest up to banish the d**... out of the child.
An Irish exorcism you call the d**... to banish the priest out of the child... :D
