Exorcise Jokes

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Funniest Exorcise Short Jokes

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  1. Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised? He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed.
  2. You've got to be careful when getting your house exorcised If you can't afford the payments the priest will repossess your house
  3. Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people. This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.
  4. It was a tough Halloween this year.. I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.
    Then the wife came out screaming something about
    "No, no you give them candy!!!"
  5. Why do priest charge so much to exorcise your house? Because if you don't pay, they'll just repossess your house
  6. What happens if you don't pay the priest, who comes to exorcise your haunted house? Your house gets repossessed.
  7. I stretch daily to squeeze the demons out of my blood. It's the only way I know how to exorcise.
  8. People ask, "Why do you hunt evil spirits?" It's because my doctor said exorcising would be good for me.
  9. Priests nowadays... ...have embraced technology. The have youtube channels, twitter, facebook and instagram accounts. And they just don't exorcise anymore, they uninstall demos.
  10. What do fat ghosts need to do to lose weight? Exorcise

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Exorcise One Liners

Which exorcise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exorcise? I can suggest the ones about evacuate and avenge.

  1. Why are there so many fat demons? Because they hate exorcising.
  2. Why do ghosts hate working out? Because they have to exorcise
  3. Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised.
  4. What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it
  5. I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising.
  6. What gym equipment do demons never use? The exorcise bike.
    Ba dum tiss.
  7. Did anyone hear about the fat priest? He never exorcised.
  8. What makes a priest sweat in the summer? Exorcising.
  9. Why are demons fat. Because they hate exorcising.
  10. How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise.
  11. How does a bishop get a six pack? He exorcises
  12. Ghosts and fatties are afraid of the same thing. Getting exorcised
  13. What did the bishop say to the lazy priest? You need to exorcise more.
  14. How do you keep demons away? Exorcise regularly.
  15. What Do Ghosts Do In Their Free Time? Exorcise

Exorcise joke, What Do Ghosts Do In Their Free Time?

Hilarious Fun Exorcise Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about exorcise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean expelled jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exorcise pranks.

What do you do to get rid of an obese d**...?

You exorcise him.

I'm so out of shape there's no way I can out run a d**....

So I really need to start exorcising.

Exorcise joke, What happens if you don't pay the priest, who comes to exorcise your haunted house?