Exorcise Jokes

Funniest Exorcise Short Jokes

Short exorcise jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exorcise humour may include short exorcism jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the guy who had to be exorcised? He couldn't pay the priest afterwards and got repossessed.
2. You've got to be careful when getting your house exorcised If you can't afford the payments the priest will repossess your house
3. Statistically speaking, active people are less likely to be demonically possessed than sedentary people. This is one of the benefits of exorcising regularly.
4. It was a tough Halloween this year.. I staked 5 vampires, beheaded 3 zombies and exorcised 8 ghosts.
   Then the wife came out screaming something about
   "No, no you give them candy!!!"
5. People ask, "Why do you hunt evil spirits?" It's because my doctor said exorcising would be good for me.
6. Priests nowadays... ...have embraced technology. The have youtube channels, twitter, facebook and instagram accounts. And they just don't exorcise anymore, they uninstall demos.
7. Why did Bryan Cranston dress up as a priest and go around exorcising nuns' clothing? He was breaking bad habits.
8. Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight? For weight loss, exorcising is recommended.
9. What was the overzealous priest's new year's resolution? To exorcise more.
10. How does Bob Ross exorcise his paint brush? He beats the devil out of it.

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Exorcise One Liners

Which exorcise one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exorcise? I can suggest the ones about evacuate and expelled.

1. Why do ghosts hate working out? Because they have to exorcise
2. What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it
3. I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising.
4. What gym equipment do demons never use? The exorcise bike.
   Ba dum tiss.
5. What makes a priest sweat in the summer? Exorcising.
6. How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise.
7. How does a bishop get a six pack? He exorcises
8. What did the bishop say to the lazy priest? You need to exorcise more.
9. How do you keep demons away? Exorcise regularly.
10. What Do Ghosts Do In Their Free Time? Exorcise
11. What do fat ghosts need to do to lose weight? Exorcise
12. What did the priest do to the possessed gym teacher? He exorcised.
13. Why did the priest go to the gym? To exorcise.
    ^(ba dum tss)
14. What does a priest do when he wants to lose weight? Exorcise.
15. How do possessed people work out? They exorcise

Hilarious Fun Exorcise Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about exorcise you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean eliminate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exorcise pranks.