Existentialist Jokes

20 existentialist jokes and hilarious existentialist puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about existentialist that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Existentialist Short Jokes

Short existentialist jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The existentialist humour may include short existential crisis jokes also.

  1. Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"
  2. An existentialist and an engineer come to a bridge the engineer says lets cross it the existentialist says exactly.
  3. The logical positivists accuse the existentialists of not being sufficiently analytical. But the existentialists accuse the logical positivists of not being sufficiently.
  4. What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist? Is there a dog?
  5. An existentialist walks into a bar...... ..... Oh, what's the point of all of this anyway......

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Existentialist One Liners

Which existentialist one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with existentialist? I can suggest the ones about nihilist and philosopher.

  1. Welcome to Existentialists Anonymous. Can anyone tell me why we're here?
  2. What do you call an overweight existentialist? Shamu
  3. What Does An Existentialist Wear When He Doesn't Want To Be Found? Camusflage
  4. I switched to the Existentialist Channel There was nothing on.
  5. What did the French existentialist seagull say? POURQUOI!
  6. Best senior superlative The Existentialist club named me most likely to be
  7. Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento.
  8. What does an existentialist bully say? "Quit being yourself, quit being yourself!"

Existentialist joke, What does an existentialist bully say?

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Existentialist Jokes

What funny jokes about existentialist you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean surrealist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make existentialist pranks.

What are your best "If I had ____ for every time..." jokes?

Two of my favorites are:
1. "If I had a dollar for every existentialist moment I've ever had...Does money even matter?" - Can't remember the comedian.
2. "If I had a quarter every time a hobo asked me for spare change, I'd still say no" - Bo Burnham

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness.
This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.

Existentialist joke, I switched to the Existentialist Channel