Existed Jokes

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The Best Existed Puns

I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels

She didn't know I existed

I used to think an ocean of soda existed.

Turns out it was just Fanta sea.

At the beginning of Naruto, the three main characters existed in a 'love square'.

Naruto loves Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke, Sasuke loves nobody, and nobody loves Naruto.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a toilet?

They never existed at the same time, idiot.

Guys, I just read something on the internet saying that Albert Einstein may not have existed!

Turns out he's just a theoretical physicist.

A blue whale is the largest animal that's ever existed

It's so big that if it was laid out on a basketball court the game would have to be cancelled.

What's the difference between my sex life and a leprechaun?

If you told me the leprechaun existed, I'd believe you...

If there existed a masseuse who hated woman

Would he be called a Massogynist

If football had never existed,

Messi would've been just a normal guy. Maybe I'm the best player of a sport that doesn't exist and that's why I'm a normal guy.

I gave someone an existential crisis last night.


I confessed my love, and now they wish they never existed.

If they still existed, the Soviet government would have have been the world's lead producer of memes.

They needed to seize the memes of production.

Hellen Keller was sure that Santa Claus existed

She could feel his presents.


If sapiosexuals existed, Sir Isaac Newton would not have died a virgin.

I have always wondered what people did for fun before the Internet existed.

My seventeen siblings don't know the answer either.

What do black fathers and Santa Claus have in common?

Neither are going to show up on one special day of the year to give you gifts and neither really existed in the first place.

One day an obnoxious atheist asked a pious Muslim man to explain to him why people suffered If God existed. The Muslim calmly thought for a minute

And then hacked that disbeliever's head clean off.

One day while counting, I forgot the number 10 existed

That day will now forever be known as 9/11

What do you call a dog that sings?

Kelly Barckson.

(Am Belgian, sorry if this joke already existed. Came up with it while watching the Graham Norton show where she performed last week.)

If a Mexican Star Wars existed, the best character would be

Juan Solo

I thought of the first Fleshlight

As it turns out it already existed but i came to it on my own

The Apprentice

I wish that "The Apprentice" version of Donald Trump still existed;
he'd be like:


you're fired."

I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels

But she didn't know I existed.

If it existed, what kind of social networking site would Jesus use?


What's the difference between a dinosaur fossil and a real dinosaur?

One was created by Satan and one never existed.

OC: Why wouldn't Jesus Christ have been born if Google Chrome existed 2000 years ago?

Because there would've been no more RAM in the Task Manger.

I'm not sure why transgender and non-binary people complain about not having adequate toilets for their needs

Disabled toilets have existed for a long time...

The Olympics

Where I learn about sports I didn't know existed

There was a river...

There was a river in Egypt that no one believed existed, locally it was known as De-Nile!


My joke for Thursday :)

If Cats Never Existed...

Then Donald Trump would have nothing to grab on. It would be like reaching out to thin air.

Last time the Cubs won the World Series...

Last time the Cubs won the World Series the American empire still existed.

What if no women existed in humanity?

It would be a pain in the ads.

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