exile Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious exile puns

I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick.

It's a nondomtomtomnomnommomvomromzomcom

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One day in 1960's China...

Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

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You know how the British used to exile people to Australia?

Seeing how everything there wants to kill you, I'm pretty sure the animal kingdom did the same

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Exiled Turkish cleric Fethullah Gulen was ordering take out

"No, I said couscous!"

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Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz.

Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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If I were to be exiled to a desert island and I could only bring one thing...

I'd bring an extra "S" to make it a "dessert island"! I sure as hell wouldn't bring my wife haHA

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What are the most funny Exile jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Exile? Well, here are the best Exile dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Exile pick up lines to share with friends.

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