Exile Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

I'm writing a film about a cannibal undead tax exile who plays drums, eats your mother and then is sick.

It's a nondomtomtomnomnommomvomromzomcom

One day in 1960's China...

Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

You know how the British used to exile people to Australia?

Seeing how everything there wants to kill you, I'm pretty sure the animal kingdom did the same

What are the funniest exile jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Exile? Well, here are the best Exile puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Exile pick up lines to share with friends.

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