Exhibit Jokes
58 exhibit jokes and hilarious exhibit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exhibit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Exhibit Short Jokes
Short exhibit jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exhibit humour may include short demonstrate jokes also.
- I discovered that my socks exhibit quantum entanglement. As soon as I put on my left sock, the other sock immediately becomes the right sock, and vice versa, regardless of the distance between them.
- Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit? He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished
- Best pickup line ever Girl are you a gorilla exhibit because I'm about to drop a baby in you?
- I was at the zoo's aquatic exhibit, staring at the lone dolphin and pondering that I couldn't remember what noise they make. Then it clicked.
- I recently paid a visit to the "World's Largest Wind Turbine" exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
- When the curator of The British Museum was asked how they felt about exotic & foreign art exhibitions, he replied... We could take them or leave them
- What did the art museum do when their LEGO exhibit was inadvertently destroyed? They were distraught, but eventually they picked up the pieces and moved on.
- Did you hear about the guy who fell into the endangered Mollusk exhibit? An aquarium employee ran up to the railing and shouted "I'll go get help, don't move a mussel!
- Visitors to the zoo were not sure they liked the changes to the bear exhibit It was Polarizing
- I went to the zoo today. They had a yaks in the wildebeest exhibit. Did they really think I would fall for fake gnus?
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Exhibit One Liners
Which exhibit one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exhibit? I can suggest the ones about showing and examine.
- Are You a gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
- Your mama is so ugly She fell into a gorilla exhibit and got shot.
- Hey girl Are you the new gorilla exhibit? Because I want to throw a baby in you.
- I went to a miniature wind turbine exhibition on the weekend. Not…a big fan.
- What's the least British thing in a British Museum? The Exhibits
- You've just got to see the fan exhibition It blew me away
- Hey girl, are you a gorilla exhibit? Cuz I wanna drop a kid into you.
- I went to a zoo but the only exhibit open was for a tiny dog. It was a Shih Tzu
- Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured.
- What do you call it when someone exhibits lizard-like tendencies? A reptile dysfunction.
- What is Rick Grimes' favorite exhibit at the aquarium? Coraaaaaaaal
- Hey baby, if I were a gorilla exhibit I'd let you drop a kid in me.
- Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit? Because they just kept lion around!
- What did they call the exhibition of paintings by Democrats? Liberal arts.
- What do you call a geology exhibit? A Rock Show
Zoo Exhibit Jokes
Here is a list of funny zoo exhibit jokes and even better zoo exhibit puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There was only one animal at the zoo! The only exhibit at the zoo was a lonely dog. It was a shitzu.
- Whst do you call a zoo that only exhibits small dogs? A shitzoo.
Another original from my 10 year old. Not happy with the language but it made me smile :) - I went to the African exhibit at my local zoo. I knew it was fake when I saw all of the people walking around with food.
- Sean Connery walks into a zoo in Scotland. The only animal there on exhibit was a dog. It was a shitzu.
- I went to the Zoo yesterday and it only had one exhibit. It was a Shih Tzu
- Do you know why the zoo puts a fence around the turtle exhibit? It's so they won't come tortoise.
- A man goes to the zoo and the only exhibit is a dog... It was a shitzu
- I was at the zoo today. A sign at the desert exhibit said: "Beware! The camel spits." And I was.
- [OC] I went to the zoo the other day... and their only exhibit was a dog. It was a shitzoo
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Uproarious Exhibit Jokes to Share with Friends
What funny jokes about exhibit you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean showed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exhibit pranks.
A blonde was visiting the zoo and reached the big cat exhibit.
"I wonder what these tigers would say if they could talk," she said to the man next to her.
He replied, "I'm pretty sure they'd say 'We are leopards.'".
A new study found
A new study found
that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits..
And people who order a quad shot, non-fat, vanilla soy, extra foam, light whip with caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims..
An exhibitionist exposed himself to 3 old ladies sitting on a park bench.
The first old lady immediately had a s**....
The second old lady tried to ignore it but ended up having a s**....
The third old lady decided she wouldn't touch it.
A man and his wife are in an art museum and come across....
A portrait of a beautiful woman covered only in leaves. Wife goes to move on to the next exhibit and husband is still there staring at the portrait she asks what are you waiting for?
Husband says... Fall
A man is showing off his paintings at an art exhibit when he's approached by his agent..
His agent tells him "I've got good news and bad news."
"Okay," says the man, "what's the good news?"
"This woman has offered to buy all of your paintings! She loves them, and she thinks they'll skyrocket in price after your death."
"Amazing!" says the man, "What could be the bad news?"
"Well," says the agent, "the woman is your doctor."
A zookeeper spotted a visitor throwing $10 bills into the elephant exhibit...
"Why are you doing that?" asked the keeper.
"The sign says it's okay," replied the visitor.
"No, it doesn't."
"Yes, it does. It says, 'Do not feed. $10 fine.'"
Little Johnny is at the zoo with his mom when they end up at the primate exhibit and witness two monkeys having s**...
Johnny asks, "Mommy, what are those monkeys doing?"
His mom awkwardly responds "They're making a new baby monkey." and quickly rushes him off to another exhibit.
That night after they come home from the zoo, he hears noises from his parents room and opens the door to find them having s**.... He starts cheering unexpectedly. His parents, bewildered, ask him what he's celebrating about. Little Johnny says, "We're getting a baby monkey!"
Dad zoo joke
A family is at the zoo and while at the elephant exhibit an elephant is "a**..." the son ask his mom what is that hanging down under the elephant. The mom says "oh that's nothing. The little boy tells his dad what his mom said, and the dad says I spoil that woman.
Two kids looked at a mummy exhibit...
Two kids looked at a mummy exhibit. On the bottom of the mummy case it said, "5000 B.C."
"What does that number mean?" the first one asked.
The second one wondered for a while, then said, "It must be the license plate number of the car that hit him."
I went to Ireland's Titanic Exhibit and requested a glass of water.
The barista asked me if I wanted ice with that.
Unsettled, I whispered: "...Is that safe here?"
We're miles apart now, but I'll always appreciate my time there, because if it wasn't for her subsequent laughter, I'd have never known how great I was at ice breakers.
[Serious] Have any animals besides humans been shown to exhibit humor in their social interactions?
Looking for anyone with specific knowledge of this. Any zoolologists out there?
Failures in Marketing. Exhibit: Choc-coli
The chocolate covered broccoli that is both *semi-nutritious* and *semi-delicious*.
A cop was called to investigate a room that was the sight of a m**...
Upon arrival, the cop discovered the room was merely the crow exhibit at an aviary
I went to a military history exhibit at a museum in Little Italy.
I saw a cool old German submarine. I walked up to a guy and said, "Hey, is that a U-boat?"
He said, "No, it's-a the museum's!"
A critic walked up and down the aisles of a modern art exhibit.
He stopped before one particularly abstract work.
"What in the world is that supposed to be?" He wondered aloud.
"That," said the artist, "is *supposed* to be the Great Wall of China at sunset."
"Then why isn't it?" snapped the critic.
Art thief.
Did you hear about the discerning art thief who burgled the Impressionist exhibit?
He was in it for the Monet.
An artist was producing an exhibit featuring portraits of famous black comedians...
He couldn't get a copyright however, due to his collection containing Pryor art.
