Exhaust Pipe Jokes
20 exhaust pipe jokes and hilarious exhaust pipe puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exhaust pipe that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Exhaust Pipe Short Jokes
Short exhaust pipe jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exhaust pipe humour may include short muffler jokes also.
- What happened to the man who tried to blow up a bus? What happened to the man who tried to blow up a bus? He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
- Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe
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Exhaust Pipe One Liners
Which exhaust pipe one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exhaust pipe? I can suggest the ones about plumber pipe and pipe.
- How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride? exhausted.
Exhaust Pipe Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about exhaust pipe you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean exhausted jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exhaust pipe pranks.
A gynecologist decides to make a career change...
He always loved cars, and because he made so much money, salary really didnt matter to him. He decides to become a mechanic. He approaches his local shop and inquires about a job. "You need to get certified first" says the head mechanic, "ill give you the test myself, in the shop."
The doctor studies day and night and finally feels ready for his practical exam.
He comes in and is asked to fix the transmission and engine of a beaten down, old car.
After the test, he is seated in the office and the head mechanic comes in.
"Congratulations doctor, you scored 150 out of 100 points"
"im confused" the doctor says, "how did i get 150 out of 100"
"well..." the mechanic says "you fixed the engine perfectly, so thats 50. You also fixed the transmission perfectly, for another 50"
"Great! But where did the last 50 come from?"
"I gave you a bonus. You did it all through the exhaust pipe"
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Dad there is something my boyfriend told me, that I didn't understand. He said that "I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
"Tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his d**..., I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking from his exhaust pipe."
A New Car
A rabbi and a minister decided to buy a new car together. The day after they bought it, the rabbi found the minister driving it. The minister explained that he had just gone to the car wash because in his religion it is customary to welcome a new member with the rite of baptism. The next day, the minister discovered the rabbi cutting the end off the exhaust pipe
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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?
He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Did you hear about the t**... who was sent to blow up a car?
Well, he burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
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Can you beat my top 3 Polish jokes?
>What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?
A new last name
>Did you hear about the Polish carpool?
They meet at work in the morning
>Did you heal about the Polish t**... that tried to blow up the bus?
He burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe
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School Essay Test
A teacher says to her class Tomorrow morning there will be a set essay writing exam. You are all to be on your best form and well rested overnight
One lad pipes up with a smirk What if we are suffering from severe s**... exhaustion Miss?
Well, she replies you'll just have to try to write with your other hand!
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A mate of mine once had s**... with the exhaust pipe on the back of his lorry.
He found out a week later he was HGV positive.
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Hear about the blonde t**... who tried to blow up a bus
Burned her lips on the exhaust pipe
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Little Johnny walked in on his parents and saw them doing it.
He asked his dad what he was doing to his mom. His dad said, "Go back to sleep, we're making you a little brother." In the morning, the dad was walking to his car when he saw Johnny b**... the exhaust pipe and asked Johnny what he was doing. Johnny said, "I'm making myself a little car."
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A Polish t**... was sent to blow up a car.
He failed. He burnt his mouth on the exhaust pipe.
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The news reports of a Polish t**... who tried to blow up a bus...
Poor guy...burned his lips on the exhaust pipe...
The rabbi moves next to the priest.
The rabbi moves next to the priest. On the first day, the priest sees how dirty is the car of the rabbi, and he washes the vehicle, as an act of courtesy. When he wakes up on the next morning he hears the sound of a hack saw. He looks through the window, and sees that the rabbi just cut down the end of his car's exhaust pipe. The priest is very upset and runs from the house, while he is cring. He asks: Why did you do that?
The rabbi replys: You just batized my car, so I circumsise your car.
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A teacher reminds her class for tomorrow's exam
A teacher reminds her class of the yearly test tomorrow.
"And remember class, there is no excuse for missing the test tomorrow, not a hurricane, not a f**..., not a nuclear attack, nothing!"
Little Johnny in the corner then pipes up and says
"What would happen if I came into class suffering from complete and utter s**... exhaustion?
The whole class bursts into laughter. The teacher walks up to Johnny and smiles and says
"I'd guess you'd have to write the test left-handed."
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Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand."
The daughter asks her Dad, "Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn't understand."
"He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."
Her Dad said, "You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and tries to check your oil with his d**..."
"I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
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Blond joke
A blonde goes to her car in the parking and to her shock there is a dent on the flank. A guy passing by seeing she is blonde tells her: "you need to go on your knees on blow in the exhaust pipe as hard as you can. Then just like a plastic bottle it will go back to normal."
The blonde is very thankfull and starts blowing.
A few minutes pass and another blonde comes by and yells at her " oh my god I can't believe you what are you doing"
The first one explains the situation to which the second blonde answers "no wonder people think we are s**... with blondes like you. This will never work you left a window open!"