Exhalation Jokes
24 exhalation jokes and hilarious exhalation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exhalation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Exhalation Short Jokes
Short exhalation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exhalation humour may include short jokes also.
- The CDC warns tomorrow could be one of the worst days ever for Covid. Because after the inauguration people everywhere will simultaneously exhale.
- Deeply exhaling indicates a negative mood.. Atleast that's what sighentists say.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Why does the grim reaper refuse to acquire any exhalation-based reflex from a stereotypical latin name? It takes yawn from no Juans
- I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n
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Exhalation One Liners
Which exhalation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exhalation? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What do little green men exhale? Kerbin Dioxide
- What is it called when Bill Gates breathes out? Microsoft Exhale
- Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
- Chuck Norris inhales carbon monoxide and exhales oxygen.
- How do Australians breathe? They exhale
- What do you call a jamaican guy exhaling deeply? Simon.
- I tried m**... once... But I didn't exhale.
Exhalation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about exhalation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exhalation pranks.
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A close friend recently died, and at the f**... I asked if I could say a word
The family agreed and as I stood as the podium, I exhaled, "Bargain".
Teary eyed the family thanked me, they knew it meant a great deal.
Bob and Earl are fishing on a boat.
and Bob says "Yunno, I think I'm gonna divorce the wife, she hasn't spoken to me in 2 months."
Earl spits his dip overboard and takes a long swig of his beer with a casual exhale. "You should really think it over...Women like that are hard to find."
I'm on Instagram, and I'm not good at it.
So, I'm on Instagram, and I don't put much effort in it.
A friend of mine, who is really high on social media tells me "Dude, you need to change your Instagram Bio. It's rubbish"
Me: Why? It describes me perfectly.
Friend: It just says "I breathe air."
Me: Well, yeah!! It's spot on.
Friend:(Slightly defeated) Fine, keep it, but at least add a few details about yourself.
Me: Okay, sure.
And now my instagram Bio reads "I inhale Oxygen, exhale Carbon dioxide".
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I used to be a huge fan of tractors.
When I was younger I loved them in all shapes and sizes. This was until I went to the county fare when I was 10, and the farmer refused to let me sit in his tractor. I ran home and cried my eyes out, tore all the tractor posters off my wall and that was that.
11 years later standing in the doorway of a night club, surrounded by smokers my friend leans across to me and says:
This smoke is really unpleasant
I open my lungs, s**... up all the smoke and exhale it far in the other direction.
He says: Wow, how did you do that?
To which I reply: I'm an ex-tractor fan
Sherlock Holmes and his trusty associate Dr. John Watson are strolling leisurely through London's botanical gardens.
They are investigating the mysterious disappearance of a botanist who specialized in arboreal citrus.
Watson squints, focusing his gaze on something across the gardens. He gasps in surprise and grabs Sherlock's arm. He points at the thing that has captivated his attention and asks "Sherlock, is that a lime tree?"
Sherlock offers a pleasant chuckle and turns to Watson slowly, taking a slow drag from his tar-black pipe. After exhaling the blue-grey smoke into the moist air of the gardens, he says:
It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson.
A man climbed a mountain for the first time...
and he wanted to know how long it would take for an object to fall down a cliff. He threw a pebble. It didn't make a sound. He looked for a bigger object, and threw a fist-sized rock. It too, refused to make a sound. He looked around for a bigger object. The man saw a steel pillar. He threw that off the cliff. Then a goat jumped off the cliff after the pillar. The man was confused. He was analyzing the situation when a farmer came by.
"Hi," said the farmer. "Have you seen my goat anywhere?"
The man replied, "I did see a goat; but it jumped off the cliff."
The farmer exhaled in relief. "That's not my goat," he said. "My goat was tied to a steel pillar."