Exes Jokes
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- When people show me pictures of their kids, I show them pictures of my exes If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine.
- When I die, I want all my exes to carry my coffin to the grave So that they can let me down one last time
- I used to date computer programs but that's over now My girlfriend still worries that I may go back but I reply to her "they're just exes "
- Inmates on death row should have prison ID's ending in .EXE Because, eventually, they are all executable.
- Coroner: "i came across my exe wife at the morgue last night." Doctor: "was it hard to take?"
Coroner: "not really, I'm used to her ignoring me." - Family reunions must be really awkward in the south... Especially when you see your exes there
- I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of
my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut - I'm thinking about getting a job in radio. All my friends say I've got the voice for radio.
And all my exes say I've got the face for it. - Two exes are texting.. Male Ex: Just ate a fish taco; it reminded me of you.
Female Ex: What a coincidence, because I ordered a pizza and it came in 20 seconds. It reminded me of you. - Follow your dreams......... Text them. Text them again. Show up at their job. Find out if their exes are prettier than you.
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Exes One Liners
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- Exes are like chocolate. They'll kill your dog.
- Found a weird .exe file on your computer? Beware! Could be a set up.
- I have no idea how many exes I have But I can always change my Netflix password
- All my exes call me "Sandstone"... Because I'm undateable.
- I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever.
- I can honestly say I've learned things from each one of my exes... Patience
- My friend asked me what happened to my exes One ex won one Xbox one X box
- I'm the most wanted bachelor in the state Some of my exes even put a price on me head
- I hate Christmas I have to see all my exes again
- What is it called when all your exes leave you? Polygone
- What is ISIS' favourite file type? .exe
- Exes are like old coworkers... You used to work together, but not anymore.
- The devil counts If 2x + 4x = 6x then how many exes does the devil have?
6**....
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What funny jokes about exes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hexed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exes pranks.
Just before breaking up with them, I would treat all my exes to mani-pedis, massages, and give them some spending money.
Father always taught me to leave stuff in better condition than how I found it.
Two men were talking about their exes...
The first guy was telling his friend about how he broke up with his ex after she pretended to be pregnant just to get attention.
The second guy replied "That's nothing, this one time my ex told everyone she had cancer just to get attention."
1st Guy- "No way man, how did you break up with her?"
2nd Guy- "I didn't have to, she died of cancer..."
If you still had feelings for your exes and didn't know what to do..
Does that mean that you are in exes-tential crisis?
People who get back together with their exes are like functions that asymptotically approach 0...
Because they 1/x
If Taylor Swift wrote a song about being "Thankful for her Exes"
It would be as long as a movie soundtrack. Because she has so many exes.
