Exercise Class Jokes
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In a job swapping exercise , a politician was assigned the job
Of a math teacher .
Guess what did he teach the kids in the class.
Division
What was Jesus's least favourite exercise class?
Pontius Pilates.
What's an Asian pirate's favorite exercise class?
Pilates
I decided to take some classes on exercise so I could lose some weight.
Seems like it's mostly working out.
I held a meditation class at a retirement home once...
At the end of the session, which consisted mostly of breathing exercises, I procured a small gong and a mallet. I told all of them to close their eyes and focus on the sound of the gong, and to raise their hand when they could no longer hear it.
Everyone closed their eyes, and I struck the gong. A couple seconds later, no one raised their hands. A few more seconds later, the gong had become quite faint, and still no one raised their hands. I marvelled at how acute their hearing was. Soon, I was unable to hear the gong in my hands, and still none of their hands were raised!
Then one of them shouted, "Are you going to hit it or what?"
My Mommy, the Dancer
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children in her class what their mothers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- teacher, nurse, businesswoman, saleswoman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, So when the teacher gently prodded him about his mother, He replied, "Well my mother's an exotic dancer in a club and takes off all her clothes in front of men, and they put money in her underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, she will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this bold statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to quietly ask him, "Is that really true about your mother, dear?"
Nope," the boy said, "She works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that In front of the other kids."
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners.
The Lamaze class was in full swing.
The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, and informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher.
Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"
The room was very quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.
"Yes?" asked the instructor.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"
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