Exercis Jokes
25 exercis jokes and hilarious exercis puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exercis that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short exercis jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exercis humour may include short hurt jokes also.
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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
I exercise religiously
I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week.
What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?
Diddly squat
When I want to exercise, I wear my gym clothes...
...but when I want to wear something more formal, I wear my James clothes.
I exercise running up the street knocking on all the doors.
Jehovah's Fitness.
Best exercise to lose a few pounds...
So my friend who is a fitness instructor just came up with a new exercise to lose pounds in just a matter of days. He calls it the "Brexit".
Why is it better to exercise in the morning?
You can finish the workout before your brain realizes what it's doing.
An exercise for people who are not in good shape.
Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to 10-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.
Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.
I exercise religiously.
I was on the treadmill earlier praying that it would stop.
Exercise can add years to your life.
This enables you, at 95 years, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $7,000 a month.
As well as exercise equipment, Christie Brinkley is now doing advertising for a bicycle parts company.
She's their new spokes model.
I'm into exercise
Every day I do diddly squats
Exercise is my middle name...
...only used when I'm in trouble.
I exercise very early in the morning
Because if i don't my brain will figure out what i'm doing!
What exercise does Cardi B do?
Cardi O
I saw some exercise equipment by the side of the freeway the other day...
Someone had been trying to take it home but it didn't work out.
I've been trying to exercise more lately...
Today, my Apple Watch told me I m**... three miles!
What exercise do you do over calls?
Zoomba
I wouldn't say I never exercise...
Occasionally, my nose runs.
I've been really getting into exercise lately. First thing every morning I hit the bag for ten minutes
Then she wakes up and makes breakfast
I tried getting myself to exercise more.
It didn't really work out.
Exercise
Some people just don't get it
My exercising equipment has a hobby
It collects dust
What exercise did Ned Flanders use to convince Homer Simpson to lose weight?
He said all Homer had to do was diddly squat...
