exept Jokes

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Being a child is like being drunk.

Everybody remembers what you did exept you.


Hans Wolfgang

A man, (lets call him Adam) is walking through his new city neighborhood looking for a dry-cleaners. He goes on to find one cleaners called "Hals Wolfgang's Express Clean." Curious, he walks in the building to find it almost empty, exept for the manager, a small, old, asian man. Adam walks up to the old man and starts a conversation.

Adam: Are you the owner of this store?
Man: Yes I am.
Adam: So...you're Hans Wolfgang?
Man: Yes, why?
Adam: Nothing...it's just a very unusual name for an asian man.
Man: Well, there's a story behind it. When I was comming into America a long, long time ago, they sorted us into one long line where we told our names. The man before me in that line, his name was Hans Wolfgang. After he left, I went up, and said.."Saim Ting"


Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies exept for one.

He'll never give you Up.


A psychiatrist in a mental asylum wanted to test the sanity of the patients

He gathered the patients in a room, then drew a door on a wall with a chalk. He pointed at the "door" and told the patient, open this door and you are free to leave through it. The patients then beging to fruitlessly trying to open the fake door, exept for one patient who just sit in place watching the other patients with an amused grin on his face. The psychiatrist approached the lone patient thinking she might be cured and asked her why she didn't try to open the fake door like other patients.

The patient opened her hand to show scribble of a key on her palm and said, "I dont want anyone to come with meβ€ž


In every country of the world children play "war"

Exept in France where they play "surrender"


Everybody gets a little sad when their haircolor turns gray

Exept gingers


Nothing can keep you down!

Exepte that third chromosome of yours... That one got you Down...


Some people used the rule i before e exept after c.



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