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  1. I tried to apply for a medical exemption for the COVID vaccine. Apparently being a republican isn't an acceptable medical condition.
  2. Catholics have been lobbying for vaccine exemptions Because theres nothing more catholic than someone else dying for your sins
  3. I just heard that atheists are trying to get tax exempt status. They are a non-prophet organisation.
  4. Did you know that Athiest organizations are tax exempted? Its because they're non-prophet organizations.
  5. Why does the National Football League deserve Tax-Exempt Status even though it generated at least $9 billion in revenue last season? Because it is just as real as the other religions.
  6. I courteously opened the door for a woman to come out, but she got really mad Apparently there is some sort of changing-room exemption, and now I'm banned from Forever 21.
  7. Did you know that you don't pay taxes on flatbreads if they have a picture of Mohammed on it? That's because naan-prophets are tax-exempt.
  8. My wife Emily and I have a celebrity exemption rule for extramarital affairs. Evidently she thought it included the actor playing George in the local production of "Our Town."
  9. The government denied tax exemption for my church that believes Jesus spoke with a lisp It was a real slap in the faith
  10. Admitting to be a crime victim shouldn't make you feel as if you'd be losing face. Acid attacks exempted.

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  1. Why should atheists be exempted from tax? Because atheism is a non-prophet organisation!
  2. Jeff Bezos's game of the year is... Red Dead Exemption 11
  3. If 50 Shades of Grey were in the NFL... ...it'd be on the Commissioner's Exempt list.
  4. What do you call an Indian bread maker that files for Tax Exempt Status? Naan Profit!

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