Execute Jokes

Funniest Execute Short Jokes

Short execute jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The execute humour may include short execution jokes also.

1. I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
2. Why did the EA executive cross the road? Buy the DLC to find out!
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3. My joke about capital punishment got downvoted. I guess it was great concept, poor execution.
4. Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics? She didn't win gold but her execution was flawless.
5. It seems highly unlikely that the Romans would have built a new cross for every execution, which means... Jesus was a repost.
6. So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily.
7. Most characters in the Harry Potter series were represented well in their transition from book to movie; But Nearly Headless Nick was poorly executed.
8. I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution.
9. Car company executives must have the best memories in the world because GM recalls everything.
10. They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution.

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Execute One Liners

Which execute one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with execute? I can suggest the ones about commit and transaction.

1. The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick is that he is a poorly-executed character
2. A prisoner was told how he'll be executed Needless to say, he was shocked.
3. A well executed theft leaving no fingerprints behind is... ... a stainless steal.
4. Why are North Korean Figure Skaters so good? It's all about the Execution
5. Hanging a Beggar is good in theory, but... Is actually just Poor Execution
6. Serial killer jokes are ok If they're executed properly
7. Why are North Korean jokes so good? They have great execution
8. The guillotine was decent in theory But amazing in execution.
9. I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution.
10. A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution.
11. What is the most important part of jokes about the French revolution? The execution
12. Did you see that documentary about the death penalty? Tired concept, great execution.
13. What do oppressive regimes and modern CPUs have in common? Speculative execution
14. What does the President call his favorite snacks? Executive hors d'oeuvres
15. A North Korean Gymnast walks into a bar his family is summarily executed.

Heartwarming Execute Jokes that Make You Laugh

What funny jokes about execute you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean perform jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make execute pranks.