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How do you pass a biology test on excretion?
Process of elimination.
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When he met a genie, he wished to never have to excrete waste again.
His friend: "What? Why don't you wish for something better than that? There's so much you could do!"
Him: "I don't give a s**..."
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I asked a farmer how much 50 cows excrete in a year and he said its 1000 kg
Thats a ton of b**... !
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If you don't know what you excrete
u**... trouble
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Lets talk.
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old g**... an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know s**t?"
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