Excrement Jokes
13 excrement jokes and hilarious excrement puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about excrement that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Excrement Short Jokes
Short excrement jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The excrement humour may include short pooping jokes also.
- It seems the amount of coffee you drink... increases the amount of times you need to visit the toilet excrementally.
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Excrement One Liners
Which excrement one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with excrement? I can suggest the ones about vomit and debris.
- What do you call fake e**...? Shampoo.
- e**... *excellent, autocorrect isn't working.
Cheerful Fun Excrement Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about excrement you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean stool jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make excrement pranks.
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An Scotsman accidentally dropped a penny into an open sewage pit
The pit was full of e**..., and after a few moments of thinking the Scotsman concluded:
"It's not worth it. I will never dive in for a penny!"
Then he checked his pockets for some change, picked two pounds and throw it to the pit:
"Now it's better" he said and jumped into the sewage.
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I read today that the Prime Minister of Australia receives in the mail, on average, two parcels each week that contain human e**....
I wonder who's sending the other one?
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Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with e**...?
It was actually sham-p**....
*thunderous applause*
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I used to be sesquipedally loquacious
I got bullied because I couldn't even explain that that meant I was talking all the time with big and overly complicated words.
That's when the e**... made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device.
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There's one thing I've learned after my son got hit in the face with dog e**....
I'm rather good at golf.
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My friend claims there's no word for e**... produced by male cattle.
I think that's b**....
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Amusingly, the flow of e**... in the sewer system is well-regulated.
And thanks to modern architectural decor, it's all in all a pretty solid waste system.
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A biologist specialized in bovine e**... found a specimen and exclaimed
"This is b**...!"
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Noted archeologist Fred Flintstein made an amazing discovery today in Sweden
He found remains of some primitive musical instrument and a small deposit of fossilized e**.... when asked about what they signified,
Fred Flintstein replied: "A dab o' ABBA doo."
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Did you know that the Venezuelans use the e**... of a rare species of bovine in an ancient dish passed down from generation to generation?
I lied it's all b**....
