Excommunication Jokes
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What do you call it when the Pope sends letters to his forbidden past lovers?
Ex-communication
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Two Mennonite
-Christopher Hitchins
A man's dog dies
A man's dog dies, he had been his only companion for years.
So he goes to the nearest Catholic Church and asks for a f**... mass.
The priest said my son I can't give a mass for a dog. The pope would excommunicate me!
The man replies he's been my companion for 18 years. I saw there was a protestant Church down the street and I want to give a $5000 Dollar donation.
The priest replied, son you didn't tell me that the dog was Catholic.
had an old Catholic girlfriend try and talk to me the other day...
Call that "excommunication"
What did the Pope say to the heretic who successfully lobbied to be buried on hallowed ground?
"What we have here is a failure to excommunicate!"
A Catholic guy has a child by his mistress
A priest is present during the child's birth. He asks the priest what he should name the kid. He responds.
"Excommunicated Jr."
Why was the Amish woman excommunicated?
Too Mennonite.
Did you hear about the guy who was kicked out of the Telecoms club?
He was ex-communicated.
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Two men a night.
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