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- I've decided to launch a brand new dating app exclusively for Palaeontologists…….. I'm going to call it 'Carbon Dating'
- A clever Russian is planning on a streaming service exclusively for banned films. He's going to call it Nyetflix.
- Disney reveals that the upcoming "Kenobi" series will be streamed exclusively in Flash player It will be titled Adobe Wan Kenobi
- A marriage contract does not make the wife the property of the man. It does, however, give him exclusive drilling rights.
- TIL The Kremlin IT department exclusively uses Linux. Turns out everyone in the Kremlin has problems with Windows.
- Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla It's been named Carpatchio
- I'm building a dating app exclusively for people working in bars ...look out for BarTinder
- I like my women as I like my pre-expansion universes So hot and dense that it violates the Pauli exclusion principle and demands a better understanding of the standard model
- A band visited the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone without a guide. Everyone suffered from radiation poisoning, except the lead guitarist.
- Android lets you use "Lumos" for the flashlight, "Silencio" for the notifications... but not "Incendio". That is a Samsung exclusive.
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- What gender are people who sleep exclusively with prostitutes? Buysexual
- What's small, very limited, and rarely expands? The Xbox one's exclusives library.
- What do you call a girl that exclusively dates niceguys? A beta tester.
- Politicians are like diapers... They're almost exclusively white
- I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome.
- Why was the pc gamer denied entry into the nightclub? It was exclusive.
- I only have a PC so I can't play all the new exclusives. I am just inconsolable.
- What do you call a TV singing competition exclusively for feminists? American Midol
- Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi
- What do you call musical groups that are exclusively made of masseuses? Rubber bands
- Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts.
- EXCLUSIVE OFFER: 1,000 tampons for only $5 No strings attached.
- Happy wife, Happy life are mutually exclusive statements.
- If I suffered from any more ennui... ...I'd be a Nintendo exclusive.
- I've been put on a waiting list for a new liver. It's a very exclusive butcher's.
Exclusive Club Jokes
Here is a list of funny exclusive club jokes and even better exclusive club puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club People are dying to get in
Exclusive Rights Jokes
Here is a list of funny exclusive rights jokes and even better exclusive rights puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- As a redhead As a redhead, I claim the exclusive right to say the word ginger, and any of its anagrams.
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What funny jokes about exclusive you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extra jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exclusive pranks.
Ukrainian authorities are planning to turn the Chernobyl exclusion zone into an amusement park
They say the only difference between it and Disneyland will be that the six foot tall mouse isn't a costume.
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If you've had s**... with less than 536 people, then having s**... with you is a more exclusive club than going into space.
I though I'd post something my ex-girlfriend could feel good about.
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Anyone know where I can find someone to share a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of s**... or family relations?
Asking for a friend.
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Dean of Women...
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on s**... morality.
We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation, she said, ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?
A young woman rose in the back of the room and said, Excuse me, but how do you make it last an hour?
An anthropologist visits a tribe that eats only meat...
An anthropologist visits an exclusively carnivorous tribe in previously uncharted deep-jungle territory and word gets around about this strange woman who eats plants.
M'buk says to T'gru, "Have you heard about this woman who eats *plants?*"
T'gru gets this puzzled look and says "no, I've never heard of herbivore!"
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Even though I don't smoke cigarettes, I exclusively date women who do...
I figure if they're willing to s**... on something that n**..., they'll s**... just about anything.
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"Hey, did you end up going to that exclusive d**... party?"
... oh, I guess that makes sense—most people weren't allowed to come
My work offered to fund my retirement account in soup exclusively...
...I'm the first person to have a Broth IRA.
Not sure it's dad joke exclusive but have a fun game and could use your input.
Pick a celebrity and a product line they would create.
Keanu Reeves has a new t-shirt line, it's called Keanu Sleaves
Facebook recently started a produce market dealing exclusively in peppers.
Yet another way they're jalapeño business.
What's the most unbiased news source?
National Geographic because in the end they always report the bad side to donkeys and elephants, not exclusively one.
I'm gonna start a business
I'm gonna start a business where I sell exclusively paper towels. Not by the roll, but by the square. You have to pay-per-towel
looking for investors for my new specialty dating site
So I'm planning on taking advantage of the huge influx of specialty dating sites like farmers only or Christian mingle, etc... I'm starting a site exclusively for Indians. It's gonna be called, "Connect the dots."
(So who's in with me???)
