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If you've had s**... with less than 536 people, then having s**... with you is a more exclusive club than going into space.
I though I'd post something my ex-girlfriend could feel good about.
The cemetery down the street seems like it's a pretty exclusive club
People are dying to get in
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To me, woman's pants are a lot like an exclusive country club.
I'm not getting into either, unless I lie about my income or sneak in the b**....
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How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?
You w**... out the rest
It's a Mob boss' 80th birthday
Three henchmen gathered around to see what they should do for his 80th. One of the henchmen says
The boss is old, he hasn't seen many women.
Another henchman says
We should get him something super
The third henchman says
Maybe a stripper?
All of the henchmen say at once
A super-stripper! Great idea!
They all go to a exclusive club and they sit the boss down, the henchmen pitch their idea,
Hey boss, considering we are at a club and it's your 80th birthday, we got you a super-stripper!
The boss, who is hard of hearing, replies
A what?
The henchmen all yell
A SUPER-STRIPPER
The boss says back to all three henchmen,
I'll take the soup
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A man knocks on the door of a supposed to be 'exclusive' brothel
A man knocks on the door of a supposed to be 'exclusive' brothel.
Through a small window in the door,the madam says,"What can I do for you,sir?"
"I'd like to get s**...," he answered.
"This is an exclusive club,"she explains."To join,you must slip a thousand dollars under the door."
The man does so,but the door doesn't open.
So he knocks again and the madam re-appears
The man says,"Hey, I'd like to get s**...."
The madam : "Again ?"
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Someone told me you thought you were good enough to be part of my exclusive pee club.
Ok. u**....
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