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How do you exclude a Christian?

Include everybody like Jesus would do.

Did you hear about that large flightless bird that was excluded from societal norms?

Apparently it was ostrich sized.

"Science and religion don't mix," said the priests...

...in a desperate attempt to exclude the DNA evidence.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

The lawsuit seeking 'personhood' status for chimpanzees

Evidence in this lawsuit clearly demonstrates that the legal definition of "person" is badly flawed,
and needs to be corrected by excluding liberal lawyers.

An interesting title

In high school kids used to say i resembled a large bird so they would exclude me from activities.
I guess that would make me Ostrich-sized


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