Exclamation Jokes
23 exclamation jokes and hilarious exclamation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exclamation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Ready for some fun? Check out this collection of jokes that all contain an exclamation mark. Laugh along with some of the silliest, most redundant exclamations out there. Rethink your punctuation habits with a few of these jokes!
Funniest Exclamation Short Jokes
Short exclamation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exclamation humour may include short explosion jokes also.
- My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period.
- My wife says she hates being on her period . . . . . . so I asked if she would prefer my exclamation point.
- Exclamations can really change a sentence. For example:
I like eating pizza.
I like eating exclamations. - Why do they call a woman's monthly visitor a period? From my experience it's more like an exclamation point.
- Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Exclamation One Liners
Which exclamation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exclamation? I can suggest the ones about excitement and shouts.
- Why are exclamation points always so emotional? Because they are always on their period.
- One day, i decided to do a flip Now it's an exclamation mark
- What do you call a group of exclamation points? A gang!
- Women Love Exclamation Points!!! ... but they hate periods.
- Why was the exclamation mark angry? She was on her period.
- My friend told me she had a surprise period today I think she meant exclamation mark
- What's an electric eel's favorite exclamation? Shocking
- I once ate an exclamation mark... it was surprisingly good.
- Yo mama so big _She doesn't get periods, she gets exclamation marks._
- What do you call it when an exclamation mark is having s**...? Exclamating
Fun-Filled Exclamation Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about exclamation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yells jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exclamation pranks.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Why does Donald Trump finish nearly every tweet with an exclamation point?
Because he thinks periods are g**....
5 Tips To Improve Your Writing
1. Contractions aren't necessary.
2. Do not overuse exclamation points!!!!!!
3. Don't be redundant, because it can be boring to read the same things over and over again, just restated.
4. Do not appear condescending to your readers. "Condescending" means to look down upon someone.
5. Do not leave hanging prepositions around.
A Canadian in New York
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Canadian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Canuck just shrugs, "That's about average up North, folks... like I said, my boy's a typical Canadian baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW" were heard.
Two weeks later the Canadian returns to the bar.
The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of that typical Canadian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you. So how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."
The Canadian father takes a slow swig from his Molson beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised".
