Exchange Student Jokes
28 exchange student jokes and hilarious exchange student puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exchange student that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Exchange Student Short Jokes
Short exchange student jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exchange student humour may include short foreign exchange student jokes also.
- So a foreign exchange student asks me: "Is the word "ee-ther" or "eye-ther?"
I told them it was either. - I asked an exchange student where he was from. For some reason he just kept saying "you're a guy"
- My brother's just been talked into smoking by a french exchange student. Talk about Pierre pressure
- While hosting a foreign exchange student I realized how advanced the Japanese are... When I told Asahi he needed to shave and he asked me for a lazor.
- I asked a Japanese exchange student if he knew what company made the new Star Wars Battlefront he said "iie"
- A foreign exchange student from Sweden started classes today. I thought I'd flirt with her a bit by speaking her language.
She smacked me across the face when I opened with "Bork Bork Bork." - What's the most played song on a homesick, Iranian foreign exchange students playlist? ♫And I-ran, I-ran so far away ♫
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Exchange Student One Liners
Which exchange student one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exchange student? I can suggest the ones about study abroad and students related.
- I was an exchange student in Chernobyl... There were so many extra-testicular activities
- Why did the Italian foreign exchange student lock their door? Just in case Amanda Knox
- What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia.
- Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist? Because they both study abroad!
- Yo' momma so s**...... she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.
Exchange Student Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about exchange student you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean college student jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exchange student pranks.
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Why do all german exchange students fail math?
Because nobody wants to see their final solution.
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Two students and a teacher want to have s**... with foreign exchange students.
One student goes for the French student, and the whole time she screams, "Oui! Oui! Oui!"
The other student gets with a Spanish student, and she screams, "Sí! Sí! Sí!"
The teacher locks a German student in his office, the whole time she screams, "Nein! Nein! Nein!" He replies, "Really? I could have sworn you were only eight years old."
The teacher asks her students to use the word "contagious" in a sentence.
Jenny pipes up instantly; "My mum has the flu, I think it's contagious!".
"Excellent work!", the teacher responds. "Anyone else have an example? What about you Seamus?"
Seamus McDougall, the new Irish exchange student, thinks for a moment.
"M' Pa made me lunch t'day, but it took the contagious!".
The "American Dream" was discussed in class the other day...
... the professor turned to the German foreign exchange student and asked if they had anything like that in Germany to which he responded,
"We did, but nobody liked it."
"So I matched with this cute guy on Tinder last night, and we started chatting and sending each other memes and little animations. But then he mentioned that he was an exchange student from Athens, so I ghosted him." "Why?"
"My daddy always told me, 'Beware the Greeks bearing gifs.'"
Three high school students are standing outside the school...
When they notice thunder and lighting in the distance. The French exchange student throws his hands in the air, screams, and runs away. One student asks the other, "Why did he run away like that?" To which the other replies "He knows lightning always strikes the point of least resistance."
True story, changed setting for simplicity.
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I just found out my little brother has been forced to smoke at school by some mad french foreign exchange student.
It was Pierre pressure
inspired by the girl who was surprised after drawing her eyebrows too high
I tried to tell this foreign exchange student that she drew one of her eyebrows higher than the other, but I don't think her English was very good because she looked confused
American teaching class of young foreign exchange students
"Okay class, can any of you use the word Dandelion in a sentence?"
A young boy from Ghana raises his hand and says
"The cheetah is fasta dan-de-lion!"
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A Swedish exchange student asked me if he could do m**...' in my classroom after school
As a maths teacher, I was pleasantly surprised by his willingness to learn.
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The exchange student
A wealthy Arab had a son who was an exchange student in America. Because of his father's wealth, the son would arrive to school every day in a luxurious Rolls-Royce. Soon after school started, the son sent a letter to his father. It said "Dear father. I feel very ashamed; I arrive to school everyday in a Rolls-Royce. All my professors arrive by train!" he soon got a letter back from his father, along with $20 million. His father's letter read "Dear son, you are embarrassing me. Take this money and but yourself a train as well!"