Exchange Rate Jokes
13 exchange rate jokes and hilarious exchange rate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exchange rate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Exchange Rate Short Jokes
Short exchange rate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exchange rate humour may include short foreign exchange jokes also.
- There was a royal baby... The royal baby was born 8 pounds, 6 ounces. With the exchange rate, that's like 12.50, American.
- Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
- An Iranian goes to exchange some currency He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.
"Now, or... now?" - 5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money... However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD
- I went to the supermarket the other day and traded 100 raisins for a handful of grapes. Can't believe the currant exchange rates
- I just went to the post office and got 54 raisins for 30 sultanas! I can't believe the currant exchange rate!
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Exchange Rate One Liners
Which exchange rate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exchange rate? I can suggest the ones about exchange and currency.
- What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees? A porcupine.
Exchange Rate Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about exchange rate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean interest rates jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exchange rate pranks.
Exchange rate
I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to
the currency exchange window at the local bank. Just one lady in front of me...an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty? Why it change?' The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'. The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.
So, I bumped into this cute g**... the way out of the grocery store...
We talked for a bit and ended up exchanging numbers. I'm trying not to make a big deal about it, but I'm pretty bummed that my insurance rates are going to go up.
Currency caper
A Japanese man visits Australia.
On the way in he converts his 4000 yen to $100.
A couple of weeks later, he is returning home and converts his last $100, but this time only receives 2000 yen.
"what's up with this?", he enquires, "why is the conversion rate half what it was when I came here?"
"fluctuations." replies the exchange kiosk operator.
"yeah? well fluck you too, white man."
My physics teacher dropped this one today
Did you hear about 50-Cent performing in Vancouver?
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But because of the exchange rate the tickets said 65-cent
A Chinese man goes into a bank ...
... to exchange some Chinese yuan for American dollars. The teller finishes counting the man's currency, looks up that day's exchange rate, computes the conversion and quickly counts out the American currency in twenties, "…140, 160 and" plunking down the last bill, "makes $180. Will that be all today, sir?"
The Chinese man glares suspiciously at the teller, "Hey, how come I come he'a last week wit' same amount yuan, you give me 200 dollah; I come he'a today, you only give me 180 dollah?"
The teller politely goes into the short version of how currency exchanges work and recent changes in the market.
Being mostly satisfied but still a little skeptical the Chinese man asks, "What you mean by 'changes'?"
The teller says, "I'm sorry, I should've said 'fluctuations'."
The Chinese man yells back, "*Fluctuations*? Hey, FLUCK YOU WHITE GUYS TOO!"