Exchange Rate Jokes
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So, I bumped into this cute g**... the way out of the grocery store...
We talked for a bit and ended up exchanging numbers. I'm trying not to make a big deal about it, but I'm pretty bummed that my insurance rates are going to go up.
Just went to the supermarket and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas
I can't believe the currant exchange rate.
An Iranian goes to exchange some currency
He asks the teller what the current rate is for the US Dollar.
"Now, or... now?"
5 Brazilian dollars sounds like a lot of money...
However, with the current exchange rate its only about $1.35 USD
My physics teacher dropped this one today
Did you hear about 50-Cent performing in Vancouver?
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But because of the exchange rate the tickets said 65-cent
I went to the supermarket the other day and traded 100 raisins for a handful of grapes. Can't believe the currant exchange rates
What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?
A porcupine.
A Chinese man goes into a bank ...
... to exchange some Chinese yuan for American dollars. The teller finishes counting the man's currency, looks up that day's exchange rate, computes the conversion and quickly counts out the American currency in twenties, "…140, 160 and" plunking down the last bill, "makes $180. Will that be all today, sir?"
The Chinese man glares suspiciously at the teller, "Hey, how come I come he'a last week wit' same amount yuan, you give me 200 dollah; I come he'a today, you only give me 180 dollah?"
The teller politely goes into the short version of how currency exchanges work and recent changes in the market.
Being mostly satisfied but still a little skeptical the Chinese man asks, "What you mean by 'changes'?"
The teller says, "I'm sorry, I should've said 'fluctuations'."
The Chinese man yells back, "*Fluctuations*? Hey, FLUCK YOU WHITE GUYS TOO!"
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