Excessively Jokes
29 excessively jokes and hilarious excessively puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about excessively that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Excessively Short Jokes
Short excessively jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The excessively humour may include short overly jokes also.
- Please becareful on the road Lots of people are drinking excessively and having their wives drive
- if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
- I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, "No whey, José."
- My therapist said the best treatment for depression is to vigorously rub salt into my skin in order to draw out excess moisture. Wow thanks I'm cured.
- String Fight My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about her history of violin.
- Back in the day, excessive use of commas was considered a very serious crime. It usually resulted in a long sentence.
- What is it called when too many people pass gas inside of a mine? An excess stench hole crisis.
- A friend of mine lost 200 pounds of excess fat and obsolete tissue in a matter of months. Better still, he felt great about the divorce.
- The best thing for a hangover is to drink excessively the night before. Not sure why you'd want one, though.
- Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police? He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
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Excessively One Liners
Which excessively one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with excessively? I can suggest the ones about extremely and exceptionally.
- I accidentally bought too many art supplies I'm having an excess stencil crisis.
- My doctor asked if I drink to excess. I told him I'll drink to anything.
- What do you call a whale that mates excessively? Mom.
- why was darth vader arrested? excessive use of force.
- Eggs have recently been added to the endangered species list Due to excessive poaching.
- Why did the pilot ditch his ex-girlfriend? Because she had way too much excess baggage.
- I don't know about the new IPhone XS It just seems a little excess..
- What vegetable is known for it's excessive partying? Turnip
- Having excessive mixed drinks isn't the answer... ... but they are solutions.
- If you add S to EX files... You get EX-S files. Get it? Excess files haha
- What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure? A defetus
- Why was Luke Skywalker banned from all the local pubs... He used excessive force
- What do you call it when you have midlife crisis and excessively drink red wine? UB40
- I don't know about the key to SUCCESS. But the key to EXCESS can be found in my fridge.
- Today I tried 5 guys One was nice the second was really fun, but all 5 was just excessive
Uproarious Excessively Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about excessively you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean profusely jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make excessively pranks.
Doctor: So your child was born without eyelids.
Mother: Well isn't there anything you can do?
Doctor: Yes, when we circumcise him we can take that excess skin and make him eye lids.
Mother: Will he be okay?
Doctor: Yeah, he will be fine, just be a little c**...-eyed.
A teenage girl brings home her boyfriend to meet her parents
Her parents are disgusted by the boyfriend's crazy haircut, excessive tattoos and piercings.
After dinner, the girl's mom tells her, "Honey, he doesn't seem to be a nice boy. Are you sure about this?"
"Oh please mom." the girl begged. "If he wasn't a nice person why would he be doing 500 hours of community service?
What's a pirates least favorite letter?
Dear sir,
Your internet service has been disconnected due to terms of service violations and excessive downloading. Please return modem and accessories to your nearest Comcast location.
Sincerely,
Comcast
Four gents are on the golf course...
... on the second tee box. As gent number one steps up to the tee, a f**... procession drives by. Seeing the procession, he stops what he is doing, folds his hand, and bows his head out of respect. After the procession finishes, the other gents observe that, although it was a nice gesture, it was a little excessive to stop play like that. Gent number one replies "It was the least i could do ... I was married to her for 45 years!"
I heard that excessive m**... causes skepticism
But I'm finding it hard to believe