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33 exceptionally jokes and hilarious exceptionally puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about exceptionally that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Exceptionally Short Jokes

Short exceptionally jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The exceptionally humour may include short extremely jokes also.

  1. The swordfish has no natural predators to fear from... ....except the penfish, which is supposed to be even mightier.
  2. I have a joke about the exceptional healthcare and medicine Trump took to recover from COVID. But, no one else would get it.
  3. Everyone in my family was a police officer, except for my grandad, who was a bank robber He died last week
    surrounded by his family
  4. I just explained Google images to my mum... "Pick anything to search for" I told her.
    "What about a nice cream pie?" She asked.
    "Except that." I replied.
  5. With the right delivery, any joke can be funny. Except abortion jokes. Because there is no delivery.
  6. I before E Except when you run a weird heist on a feisty foreign overweight neighbor wearing beige.
  7. TIL that Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up
  8. I passed all my courses except for greek mythology. It has always been my Achilles' elbow.
  9. The swordfish doesn't have any natural predators to fear of ... ... except for the penfish, which is thought to be even mightier.
  10. Jesus sacrificed his life for your sins… Except he came back…
    So, what did he really sacrifice?
    His weekend?
    Jesus sacrificed his weekend for your sins…

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Exceptionally One Liners

Which exceptionally one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with exceptionally? I can suggest the ones about remarkable and exclusively.

  1. I'm 95% vegan now... Basically, I'm vegan all the time. Except when I'm eating
  2. Nothing beats a beautiful girl with an amazing voice... Except Chris Brown
  3. Every program I write is completely error-free No exceptions!
  4. Nothing beats a beautiful woman that can also sing Well, except Chris Brown.
  5. Women treat me like God. My existence is ignored except for when they need something.
  6. Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray.
  7. I believe every Zodiac sign has its own signature hairstyle. Except Cancer.
  8. Childhood is like getting drunk.. ... everyone remembers what you did except you.
  9. Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire. Fire-works on 4th of July.
  10. Every zodiac has a signature hairstyle... Except for cancer
  11. My dad can do all the same tricks that my dog can. Except for stay.
  12. I think everyone has a superiority complex except for me
  13. Every zodiac sign comes with a signature hairstyle... Except cancer
  14. I feel the same way about lawyers as I do drug dealers They're all scumbags except mine.
  15. I'm not racist I love all races Except marathons I hate running

Exceptionally joke, I'm not racist I love all races

Unearthly Funniest Exceptionally Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about exceptionally you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean highly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make exceptionally pranks.

Carrie Fisher runs into George Micheal in the afterlife...

She says, "Oh man, I'm a huge fan! I've got every one of your albums except the first one."
He says, "I find your lack of 'Faith' disturbing".

I told my girlfriend that the milkman said he had shagged every woman in our building except one!!

I bet it's the snooty b**... at number twenty three, she replied.

My house was robbed last night. The burglars took everything except my soap, shower gel, towel, toothpaste, and mouthwash.

Dirty b**....

m**... in the jungle

A m**... lives with a tribe in the jungle, when one day the Chief of the tribe approaches him:
"You are the only white man around here, and now my daughter gave birth to a white child! Explain yourself, or prepare to die!"
The m**... hesitates for a moment, then replies:
"The nature is full of wonders. Look at those sheep over there. They are all white, except for one single lamb which is black."
The Chief: "... If you keep quiet, then I will too.

A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything."

After a brief chuckle, the vendor makes the hot dog and gives it to the monk, saying "That will be $4 please". After the monk hands over a $10 bill, he finds himself waiting uncomfortably while the vendor does nothing except stare back at him.
Awkwardly the monk asks "What about my change?" "Ah," replies the hot dog vendor, "Change must come from within."

"I'm sorry" and "I apologise" mean the same thing.

Except at a f**...

Mark went for a walk in the park.

As he strolled up the path he heard someone shout, "Mark!"
He stopped and turned his head, and heard it again. "Mark!"
There was nobody around except for an old man on a bench with his dog, so he walked closer.
"Mark! Mark!" said the dog, tugging on its leash in the man's hands.
Mark was taken aback. "You.. you know my name?! ..and can ***talk***?"
"Oh?" the man lifted his head. "I'm sorry, she can't pronounce her B's".

A man walks in a bar and shouts free beers outside! So everyone in the bar, except the bartender, ran outside in excitement.

The bartender, visibly angry, yells at the man what the h**... did you do that for? Now i have no customers!!
The man says Sorry mister, i honestly didnt fink any of those men would be brave enough to fight a grizzly beer, let alone free of them

Getting drunk

at the bar the other night when the bar tender yelled out "Does anyone here know CPR?" I was feeling pretty good so i yelled back "I do, in fact i know the whole alphabet!" Everybody in the entire bar laughed..........except for o**....

Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."

"Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

I saw a TV for sale for 1$

I saw that the TV was in very good condition.
"Why is it so cheap? " I asked the seller
"The volume is stuck at max, and it can't be turned down" he replied
"So everything else works?" I asked
He turned it on, and sure enough everything worked, except the volume
"So you're gonna buy it?"
"A TV for $1? Can't turn it down"

I was drinking a margarita and the waitress screamed does anyone know CPR?

I yelled, I know the entire alphabet and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except o**....

The phone bill was exceptionally high...

.... so the husband called a family meeting to discuss the issue.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use the home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use our home phone. I use my company's phone.
Son: I always use my office mobile, I never touch the home phone.
All of them were shocked and together looked at the maid who was patiently listening to them.
Finally the maid said, "Why are you all looking at me? So we all use our work phones. What's the big deal??

Exceptionally joke, The phone bill was exceptionally high...