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Excel jokes are the best way to get through a tough Excel project. These jokes will make you laugh, and they might even help you learn a thing or two about Excel.

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These are our top excel puns. Have fun with a good excel joke in English with simple excel humour.

My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamborghini. I said wow that's an amazing car. If you work hard, put all your hours in, and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year.
My friend just gave me a presentation on why I should invest in his sword making business. He made some excellent points.
What do men and Excel have in common? They're always automatically turning things into dates when they're not.
Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent
So they say a Harriet Tubman's face is going on the $20 bill. Excellent, I can't wait to start using black people as currency again.
Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*.
What do incel and Excel have in common? Both frequently assume that things are dates, even though they are not.
My farmer friend told me that horse manure is excellent for strawberries. I said, You may be right, but I still prefer whipped cream.
What do incels and Excel have in common? They both wrongly assume something is a date when it's not
Microsoft Boss : How good are you at making spreadsheet?
Me : I excel at it
Boss : Was that a Microsoft office pun?
Me : word

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these excel jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of excel puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Excel One Liners

Which excel dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with excel?

What do Incel and Excel have in common? Misinterpreting something as a date.
My grief counselor suddenly died. Fortunately he was excellent so I don't care.
How many Excel users does it take to screw in a light bulb? Monday January 01, 1900
I'm giving up spreadsheets for forty days Excellent.
I have to give up spreadsheets for forty days. Excellent.
My ceramics teacher was excellent. Day after day, she was always kiln it.
I'm about to reveal a secret to being an excellent guitar player Stay tuned
Hey girl are you proficient in Excel? Cause I need your help spreadin' some sheets.
I took a Microsoft Office class and got an A I Excelled at it.
What does a great accountant do? He Excels
I love making spreadsheets. I excel at it.
What do you call a dinosaur that takes excellent care of its teeth? A Flossiraptor
Alcohol is an excellent solvent. It dissolves marriages, friendships and organs.
Want to hear a pun about ghosts? Excellent! That's the spirit!
I like my women how I like the borders of my Excel cells With a thick bottom

Microsoft Excel Jokes

Here is a list of funny microsoft excel jokes and even better microsoft excel puns that will make you laugh with friends.

In an interview: "How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?" "I Excel at it."
"Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"
"Word."
So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked,
"How good are you at PowerPoint?"
I said, "I Excel at it."
He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
I was like, "Word."
This happened at a meeting with my boss: Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it!
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word.
Did you hear about a house built by Microsoft? What it Excels in is the Outlook from its Windows.
What do men and Microsoft Excel have in common? They turn everything into dates, no matter what.
A lot of Microsoft employees are former incels They call themselves "Microsoft Excels."
I took a Microsoft Office class in high school. I Excelled in it.
How good are you at PowerPoint? - I Excel at it.
- Was that a Microsoft office pun?
- Word.
If you pirate Microsoft Office You will not Excel.
What do you call an Ant who is very good at Microsoft Excel? Excelant

Excel Sheet Jokes

Here is a list of funny excel sheet jokes and even better excel sheet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

I'm not excel-ent in my job but at least .. I know my sheet.
Why is Excel like a hotel maid? They both spread sheets.
Start from USA on an excel sheet and scroll right. You'll eventually reach USSR
What I said when I made an error in MS-Excel Oh Sheet!
Whats does Excel and a man who plays with his own f**... have in common? They both spread sheets.

Excel joke, Whats does Excel and a man who plays with his own f**... have in common?

Comical Excel Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about excel to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make excel prank.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

I have an excellent memory...

I cant even remember the last time i forgot something.

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

....Formula bar

If Excel had a record label....

It would be Excel ENT.
I'll see myself out.

A man in a job interview.

Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program"
Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"
Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"
Man: "Word."

X is a sign of the times

But if you're in excel, it's *

Cell references in excel are like gold diggers.

If you want them to stay in the same place you have to throw some money at them.

I asked my Dad for help with course selection...

My last block was either Psychology or Computer Applications. So I asked, "Which do you think I should take?"
"Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Boss p**...

I sit at work today drinking Coke, doing some stuff with Excel tables when suddenly my boss puts his hand into my pants, jerks me off, and then goes back to his previous work like nothing happened. Being self employed has its positives.

First meeting

I remember my first meeting with my manager at my old job.
My manager asked,
"How good are you at PowerPoint?"
I said, "I excel at it."
He replied, "was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
I was like, "Word."

Why does North Korea excel at measuring volumes?

Because they have a Supreme Litre

I love working with spreadsheets

I Excel at it.

On Ash Wednesday I will be giving up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights.

It's going to be completely Excel Lent.

Overused joke. Hope you like it anyways.

Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook?
Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it.
Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Person 2: Word.

Despite my excellence in all other school subjects, I always got bad grades in Greek history.

It was my Achille's elbow

I'm not just good at making spreadsheets.

I excel at it.

So I was browsing an Excel blog last night

and an advertisement for hot singles in your area who want to HLOOKUP popped up

I really excel at dressing up in armour

It's my strongest suit

When you start to Excel

Haters start to spreadsheet
(Not my joke)

Why do s**... communists excel in academics?

They get high marx

When you begin to Excel,

People will spreadsheet.

What shirt size does Bill Gates wear?

Excel.

I really excel at Microsoft puns.

You've to take my word for it.

Windows can be fun!

**Client:** How good are you guys at PowerPoint?
**IT Expert:** We Excel at it...
**Client:** Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
**IT Expert:** Word.

My boss asked me how good I was at making spreadsheets.

I told him I Excel at it.

What kind of career would a spider excel in?

Web design
Hehehe

On the one hand I'm not too bad at doing spreadsheets.

On the other hand I don't excel in it.

When I was young, I prayed to god, please let me excel in life

Turns out the crazy guy did grant my wish. I excel everyday now

Bill Gates recently split up with Melinda Gates, who will take half of his belongings, including Microsoft office.

But she will only get Microsoft Excel and Powerpoint, because he always keeps his Word.

shoutout u/Duttywood

One Bill Gates' divorce

According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word. And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn't work together as Teams. On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring Finally she realized there was no Window of opportunity to stay together.

What is other word for dead cell?

Excel.

I make the best spreadsheets.

I Excel at it.

What do Excel, incels and some people who casually eat figs have in common?

They get confused and incorrectly assume it's a date.

(Edit)
Thank you for the awards.

As people have pointed out, this joke seems to have originated from a venn diagram, but seeing as I heard it a different way and we can't post venn diagrams on this sub, I don't see what's wrong with sharing a good joke for others to enjoy. :/

Had an excellent meal last night at this cosy little Christian restaurant near us called "The Lord Giveth"

They also do takeaways.

How do you know someone with excellent English isn't a native speaker?

They apologize for their bad English.
(Inspired by seeing an example on this sub.)

If you are a really excellent fisherman and you do it all the time they call you a master fisherman…

But, what if you are only really good at baiting the hook?

I think I am an excellent cook...

It takes real skill to cook up a lie like that.

Excellent one from my partner this morning

How did you sleep?
"Lying down"

A colleague offered to document my workweek using Microsoft Excel, but I said h**... no.

I don't want anyone to spreadsheet about me.

Glass half full

Optimist thinks the glass is 1/2 full.
Pessimist thinks the glass is 1/2 empty.
Excel knows the glass is February the 1st.

Excel joke, What do incel and Excel have in common?

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