Excavator Jokes
6 excavator jokes and hilarious excavator puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about excavator that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Amusing & Witty Excavator Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
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I went to an archaeologist's party where we were excavating a lower leg bone.
It was quite the shindig.
An archeologist walks into a bar
An archeologist walks into a bar, orders a beer and gives a heavy sigh. "What's wrong?" the bartender asks. "I thought I discovered a fully intact dinosaur skeleton at my dig yesterday," the archeologist laments. "Sadly, upon further excavation today it turns out that it was just a fossil arm."
What's big, yellow and doesn't float?
An excavator.
Didn't think that was funny?
Neither did the driver
What is yellow, has one arm and can't swim?
- an excavator
Do you think that's funny?
Well, the excavator operator doesn't
Archaeologists have recently found a mummy while excavating a tomb in Egypt
Oddly enough, the mummy was covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Rosher.
Archaeologists just excavated an ancient bank
It put them in financial ruin
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