Excavation Jokes
29 excavation jokes and hilarious excavation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about excavation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Excavation Short Jokes
Short excavation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The excavation humour may include short jokes also.
- I went to an archaeologist's party where we were excavating a lower leg bone. It was quite the shindig.
- What's big, yellow and doesn't float? An excavator.
Didn't think that was funny?
Neither did the driver - Did you hear about the buffalo fossil excavation where they found partially digested mail bags in their stomachs? It turns out they were stamp eating across the Midwest.
- As an archeologist, I organized a party with my friend to help me excavate the lower leg of a T Rex fossil... ...it's going to be quite a shin dig.
- So there's apparently been over 200, well preserved tibia excavated in the area surrounding the great pyramid in Egypt... sources say it was a real shin dig.
- Me when I show my Itallian friend the place where things are excavated which belongs to me "It's a mine"
- Did you hear about the guy who died while digging a hole for a coffin? It was a grave excavation.
- A guy turns to his buddy during an archaeological excavation and slides one headphone back off his ear... "Hey man, I really dig this album!"
- Trump could easily jumpstart the coal industry He should put coal miners to work excavating his Christmas stocking
- Cheesy pick up line. Im like an excavator operator. I will dig into your imagination and drop rocks. Then lay some pipe. Sometimes the landscape gets wet and needs maintenance.
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Excavation One Liners
Which excavation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with excavation? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Archaeologists just excavated an ancient bank It put them in financial ruin
- I have two friends that are excavators Doug and Phil
- What type of equipment do you operate for abortions? A baby excavator.
- How does the German underground excavation site owner get to work? Mein Shaft.
- Hey girl are you an excavator? Because you're a real CAT and I dig you
- What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator.
Excavation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about excavation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make excavation pranks.
An archeologist walks into a bar
An archeologist walks into a bar, orders a beer and gives a heavy sigh. "What's wrong?" the bartender asks. "I thought I discovered a fully intact dinosaur skeleton at my dig yesterday," the archeologist laments. "Sadly, upon further excavation today it turns out that it was just a fossil arm."
I finally landed my dream job as a palaeontologist
It took years of studying and hard work, but I've never been happier.
As I excavated a new find from the ground, a mother and her young son passed by. She pointed at me and told him, "This is why you need to do well at school and get a good job, or else you'll spend the rest of your life digging in a hole just like him."
What do you say about a man who spent all his savings excavating a tomb full of fake money?
He invested in the wrong crypt o' currency.
Can you imagine excavating Hollywood in a couple thousand years?
The faces will be so perfectly preserved.
A farmer retires, and passes on the family farm to his son.
Without interest in growing crops, the son sells half the land to buy an excavator.
The son has the dream of striking it rich, without years of toiling as a farmer.
He begins to spend all day on the remaining land with the excavator, moving dirt, and filtering its contents, looking for gold.
The father, horrified at the result of the land, approaches his son, "You were supposed to use this land to farm! What happened?"
The son replies, "It's mine now!" and goes back to digging.
Two peasants turned vampire hunters entered the local cemetery....
...Looking for the dreaded vampire that threatened their homes. As they searched among the tombstones, they found one covered in blood, black as night and decorated with a bat motif. As night fell, they begun excavating it, getting to the coffin just as the last rays of the sun began to disappear. They threw it open, stakes at the ready but found it empty. Off to the right, a small ordinary tombstone began to tremble and out burst the vampire! As he closed on the helpless pair he laughed saying, "Ah-HA! You fools! You have made a *grave mis-stake!*"
*sorrynotsorry*
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A German, a Mexican, and a c**...
A German, a Mexican, and a c**... all come to the U.S. together eager to live the American dream. Ready to work, they go around knocking on doors asking if anyone needs help. An old man answers the door and informs them that he needs a new barn built. The three agree to do it and follow the old man behind the house.
The old man explains what he wants and leaves them to it telling them that they'll find tools in the old barn.
The German takes charge and says, "I'll design it and supervise the job." Points to the Mexican and says, "You'll do the labor and dig the foundation," and points to the c**... and says, "You'll be in charge of the supplies."
Immediately the c**... takes off. After a little while the German completes the design and the Mexican gets right to work. A little while later the foundation has been excavated and the German and the Mexican look at each other wondering where the c**... is with the supplies. About half an hour later, the Mexican climbs out of the hole and joins the German in the search for the c**....
They are look around the old barn and as they're about to round the corner, the c**... jumps out with a smile on his face and his hands flailing in the air and yells, "SUPPLIES!"