Exboyfriend Jokes
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If I were a girl,
every Father's Day, I'd text an ex-boyfriend "Happy 'You-might-be-the-Father's Day." along with a picture of a random kid.
George and Barbara Bush were driving through Texas...
...when the First Couple stopped at a restaurant.
Barbara Bush recognized the waiter was an ex-boyfriend from high school. George and Barbara had a friendly conversation with the waiter, and then continued their drive.
In the car, George Bush said to Barbara, "Can you imagine what life would be like if you'd married him instead of me?"
Barbara Bush replied, "Yes. He'd be President and you'd be serving coffee."
A man runs into his lovers ex...
A man runs into his lovers ex-boyfriend at the bar. The ex says, "how is the old nag?" The man says, " A little banged up on the surface, but down deep, she's good as new!"
My girlfriend said I can become what ever I want...
So I became her ex-boyfriend.
My ex-boyfriend paralyzed the left side of his body.
He's all right now.
(True Story)
I've been dating this girl whose psycho ex-boyfriend is a plumber.
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
What did Adele say when she saw her ex-boyfriend at the playground?
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SLIIIIIDE
Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl.
Boy: Who?
My parents congratulated me on my 215lb weight loss...
I don't think they liked my ex-boyfriend.
What do my ex-boyfriend and g**... warts have in common?
They're both embarrassing to talk about and difficult to get rid of
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