Hilarious Fun Ex Boyfriend Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
My girlfriend was really angry when I gave her a box of photos of all her old boyfriends for her birthday.
I don't know why, she said she wanted an ex box.
Husband and wife are in a bar when the wife sees her ex boyfriend
She says to her husband, 'see that drunk, I turned down his proposal 10 years ago.
Husband looks at his wife, looks at the guy and sighs, 'that explains why he is still celebrating'
My wife saw her ex high school boyfriend, drunk in the street. She said he started drinking when she broke up with him after graduation decades ago. I said....
....Impressive. .. I've never seen anyone celebrate that long before.
If I were a girl,
every Father's Day, I'd text an ex-boyfriend "Happy 'You-might-be-the-Father's Day." along with a picture of a random kid.
George and Barbara Bush were driving through Texas...
...when the First Couple stopped at a restaurant.
Barbara Bush recognized the waiter was an ex-boyfriend from high school. George and Barbara had a friendly conversation with the waiter, and then continued their drive.
In the car, George Bush said to Barbara, "Can you imagine what life would be like if you'd married him instead of me?"
Barbara Bush replied, "Yes. He'd be President and you'd be serving coffee."
A man runs into his lovers ex...
A man runs into his lovers ex-boyfriend at the bar. The ex says, "how is the old nag?" The man says, " A little banged up on the surface, but down deep, she's good as new!"
My girlfriend said I can become what ever I want...
So I became her ex-boyfriend.
My ex-boyfriend paralyzed the left side of his body.
He's all right now.
(True Story)
Just heard my ex just moved in with her boyfriend and he's abusive. Makes me wanna go over there with a baseball bat...
... and then blame it on the boyfriend
Credits ~ Anthony Jeselnik
I've been dating this girl whose psycho ex-boyfriend is a plumber.
First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
What did Adele say when she saw her ex-boyfriend at the playground?
HELLO FROM THE OTHER SLIIIIIDE
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Girl: One of my ex-boyfriends sounds like an owl.
Boy: Who?
My parents congratulated me on my 215lb weight loss...
I don't think they liked my ex-boyfriend.
j**... saw his ex with a new boyfriend
So he walks up to them and says Old Shoe, new owner
His ex replies Only 2 inches are old, rest are brand new
What do my ex-boyfriend and g**... warts have in common?
They're both embarrassing to talk about and difficult to get rid of
Who is he?
After returning home from their honeymoon, the husband notices a photo of a man on his new wife's bedside table.
At first, he really doesn't give it much thought. But after a month or so he begins to stress about it. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides to ask her about it.
"Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks.
"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
"Another boyfriend, then?" he continues.
"No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear.
"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
"No, no, no," she answers.
"Well, who in the heck is he, then?" he demands.
"That's me before the surgery."
My wife just found out two of her Spanish ex boyfriends are actually brothers!
Turns out, she was wondering why the s**... felt familia!
My ex-boyfriend told me giving head is like l**... a lollipop...
...but being a woman with little patience, I don't think he appreciated me getting bored and--'
My mom told me this, my dad yelled 'STOP' from the other room before she finished!
I'm not that big of a fan of Taylor Swift's break-up songs.
Personally, I think we need to hear from all of her ex-boyfriends before we can pick a side.
I've spent the past few months looking for my ex-boyfriends' killer
but no one will do it.
My crush's ex-boyfriend was into wearing diapers
I asked her best friend what she likes in a guy. She said, "Depends..."
My Ex said she still gets o**....
My Ex said she still gets o**... from her new boyfriend even if she misses shower for a week.
I said, "o**... without shower for a week? Really? Smells fishy to me."
*After finishing a bottle of wine🍷 Liver: What you doing? Brain: What you doing? Stomach: What you doing? Me messaging my ex-boyfriend: What you doing?
A woman saw her ginger ex boyfriend Ed,
Sheeran away.
My ex-girlfriends always come back to me.
To fix problems that their boyfriends can't fix.
What'd I tell my boyfriend after he broke up with me?
"Now that I'm one of your ex-girlfriends, I look forward to you actually flirting with me now!"
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".