Ewww Jokes
6 ewww jokes and hilarious ewww puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ewww that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ewww Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good ewww joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A Mother, her daughter, and a bowl of olives...
The mother takes an olive, puts it in her mouth, goes, "mmmmm...", the daughter tries one for the first time, goes "ewww...", mother eats another, again, goes "mmmm...", her daughter tries yet another, then begins to cry. Her mother asks, "why are you crying", her daughter says "you're getting all the good ones"
A lead singer gets blown by a big fan backstage at the end of a concert and all the band members find him n**....
Group: Ewww! Get a room!
Singer: I would if you could fit three blades the size of a jet engine into my living room!
Have you ever smelled mothballs?
Ewww what'd you do, hold him by the wings??
He: I wanna kiss you so badly She shyly : ok 🙂 (He kisses her) She: ewww that was so bad He: this is I've just said 😕 I wanna kiss you so badly
Doc I have blood in my stools...
Ewww you look at your p**...?!
New horizons takes picture of Pluto. What does Pluto say?
"ewww delete it"
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