Eww Jokes
10 eww jokes and hilarious eww puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about eww that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Eww
People who write Eww only do that because they can't spell disgostang.
A man walks into a pub holding a dog p**... in his hands
He says to his friend "eww, look what I nearly stepped in"
Two blondes
Two blonds find a mirror on the sidewalk. The first blonde looks into it and says: look! There's a picture of a woman.
The second blonde looks at it and says: eww, she's so freaking ugly!
Woman walks in on a man who's m**.... Woman says, "Eww you pervert!"...
**Man** walks in on a **woman** who's m**.... Woman says "Eww you pervert!"
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A brunette, A redhead, and A blonde....
Enter an elevator and spot something on the floor.
The brunette immediately says "Eww, that's s**...".
The redhead, touches it with her index finger and rubs it with her thumb together and says "Yup, definitely s**...".
The blonde, touches it, rubs it between her fingers and tastes it and says: "Yup, definitely s**..., and it's not from anyone in this building."
me: how about a date? her: eww, no me: fine
*eats all the dates myself*
Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers
Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".
Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."
Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."
Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."
Excuse #1: "I swear the update caused that c**...."
Vegan lady and a butcher
A vegan lady went on a blind date with a man. She asked him what do you do for a living. He said he is a butcher. The lady said "eww that's grouse".
The butcher replied "a person who sells vegetables is grocer".
We reveal the correct pronounciation of "EU"
Eww...
"Where do babies come from?"
Asked the little boy...
Perplexed, his dad answers "well they come from the store, son."
Kid looks at him with disgust and goes "eww you had s**... with the store?"
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