Ewoks Jokes

Funniest Ewoks Short Jokes

Short ewoks jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ewoks humour may include short protesters jokes also.

1. Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."
   Me "he's a wookie. "
   Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."
2. I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok.
3. What did the teacher tell the Ewoks who were talking too loud? You need to use your Endor voices.
4. Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside. They're Endor pets.
5. An ewok goes to a barbershop And the barber says, "We don't take any walk-ins here."
6. How did the Space Teddy Bear cross the road? Ewoked.
7. What do the inhabitants of Endor use to cook their stir frys? An Ewok
8. What did the Ewok teacher tell one of her students when he was being loud in class? "Use your Endor voice."
9. What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes? A sticky Wicket.
10. What do you call a progressive Ewok? An Ewoke
    Sorry, and double sorry if someone else has already thought of this. Thought if it today on my own, but figure it's been done...

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Ewoks One Liners

Which ewoks one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ewoks? I can suggest the ones about infinite and despise.

1. Why don't Ewoks yell inside? Because they use their Endor voices!
2. Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house? They have to use their Endor voices.
3. How does Luke Skywalker get through the forest? Ewoks
4. How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks
5. Ewoks aren't meant outside They are Endor pets
6. Why do Ewoks keep shouting? They have no Endor voice.
7. What do you call a pet Ewok that stays inside? An Endor pet
8. What is Princess Leia's favorite Aerosmith song? Ewok this way.
9. Why wouldn't the Ewoks cat go outside? Because it was an Endor cat.
10. How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd.
11. How did Luke make it across Endor after he crashed his speeder bike? Ewoked.
12. Why dont Ewoks ever get in trouble for yelling? Because they use their Endor voice!
13. What do you call an politically active Ewok ? An Ewoke
14. What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!
15. Why can't the crippled guy hike across Endor? Because Ewoks funny

Fun-Filled Ewoks Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about ewoks you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shelter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ewoks pranks.