The Best 30 Ewok Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ewok jokes. There are some ewok jabba jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ewok episodes puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Ewok Jokes and Puns

Why don't Ewoks yell inside?

Because they use their Endor voices!

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Star wars dad joke heard tonight

Dad "Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."

Me "he's a wookie. "

Dad "he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."

I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet...

They use an e-wok.

Ewoks aren't meant outside

They are Endor pets

Why do Ewoks keep shouting?

They have no Endor voice.

What do you call a pet Ewok that stays inside?

An Endor pet

Ewok joke, What do you call a pet Ewok that stays inside?

An Ewok walks into a bar...

An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, I'll have a whisky and …… soda.

The bartender says, Sure thingβ€”but why the little pause?

Dunno, says the Ewok. I've had them all my life.

I translated an Ewokese joke into English

An Ewok marches into a cantina and says to the bartender, I'll have a Jawa Juice and …… Bantha milk.
The bartender says, Sure thingβ€”but why the little pause?
Not sure, says the Ewok. I've had them all my life.

*Yub Nub!*

What is Princess Leia's favorite Aerosmith song?

Ewok this way.

Why wouldn't the Ewoks cat go outside?

Because it was an Endor cat.

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Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.

First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...

Classic wookie mistake.

(Oldie, but never gets olde)

What do you call an politically active Ewok ?

An Ewoke

What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation?

An Endor Pool!

Ewoks aren't meant to be left outside.

They're Endor pets.

An ewok goes to a barbershop

And the barber says, "We don't take any walk-ins here."

Ewok joke, An ewok goes to a barbershop

What do the inhabitants of Endor use to cook their stir frys?

An Ewok

What did the Ewok teacher tell one of her students when he was being loud in class?

"Use your Endor voice."

What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

What do you call a progressive Ewok?

An Ewoke

Sorry, and double sorry if someone else has already thought of this. Thought if it today on my own, but figure it's been done...

Apparently George Lucas got tired of retirement

These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.

He's calling it eWok.

What app did the Star Wars fan use to order Chinese food?


Star Wars meat joke

As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: "For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."

What do Ewoks do when it's too cold to play in the river?

Spend the day at the Endor pool.

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

What music do Star Wars fans listen to?

Ewok and Roll.

Ewok joke, What music do Star Wars fans listen to?

What do you call an Ewok magician?

Harry Houtini

What side of an Ewok has the most hair?

The outside.

Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

I was making Ewok for dinner

but I cooked it too long and it was, like, a little Chewy.

(Wil Shipley)

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