The Best 24 Evolved Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Evolved jokes. There are some evolved sapiens jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these evolved creationism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Evolved Jokes and Puns

Grandpa

Me: My grandpa knew the exact time, day and year he was going to die!

Teacher: What an evolved soul? How'd he know?

Me: The judge told him.

A child and Human Origin

A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Death Joke

My grandfather knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.

Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?

The judge told him.

Evolved joke, Death Joke

Why do some goats scream like humans?

They evolved this way to have a hillbilly rape alarm.

Boys have truly evolved

* Boy: sapnu puas
* Girl: What does that mean?
* Boy: Turn your phone 180 degrees ;).


Let's compromise ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Christianity: "Adam and Eve were the first humans."

 

Science: "Humankind evolved from primates."

 

Me: "Adam and Eve were the first primates."

A little girl asks her father where people came from.

He explained about Adam and Eve and they were our original ancestors and they had babies and that's where we came from.

Later that day the girl asked her Mom who explained that their ancestors were monkeys and apes and humans evolved from the monkeys. "So, our relatives are monkeys?" "That's right, dear"

Now the little girl was angry and stomped into the living room to see her Dad and told him what her Mom said. "You lied to me!" the little girl shouted at him.

No I didn't honey. Your Mom was talking about her side of the family

Evolved joke, A little girl asks her father where people came from.

A Creationist and Atheist Debate

Creationist: If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Atheist: If Adam came from dirt, why is there still dirt?

Evolution tells us we've evolved from apes.

I'm pretty sure we've evolved from crabs. You know why? Have you ever held a pair of tongs and NOT clicked them together? I rest my case.

God meant to preside over a world of amoebas

But things kind of just evolved from there

The smell of rain

Every loves the smell of rain. So fresh, so clean. But in actuality you can't actually smell rain. What you smell is the world around you.

Way back in the day humans used to have to actually hunt their food. So if you were chasing down a deer and it started to rain you could easily lose the scent. So humans evolved to smell better in the rain.

And that is why your farts smell worse in the shower.

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Humans are so evolved that we don't even need to use our hands to kill ourselves.

We use them to flip others off, causing them to kill us.

TIL the word Manhattan means island of many hills in the language of the original inhabitants and the hills were leveled as the city evolved.

I guess you could say it was man-flattened.

A child asked his father:

"How were people born"? So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and had babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him: "We were monkeys, then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

I used to be interested in dinosaurs as a kid, but I'm more into birds now.

I guess you could say my interests have really evolved.

What hymn did the snarky gamer suggest for Sunday mass?

The Halo: Combat Evolved theme song.

Everyone rejoiced.

Evolved joke, What hymn did the snarky gamer suggest for Sunday mass?

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said,

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Sorry it's a bit Long but worth it

A kid walks up to his dad and ask how were humans created his dad said Adam and eve had babies and their babies had babies and so on t kid then goes ask his mom the same question his mom replies we were once monkeys then we evolved to humans the kid goes back to his dad and says you lied to me which the dad replies no your mother was talking about her side of the family

How is a man like a hammer?

They both haven't evolved much in the last 5,000 years, but might still be useful around the house.


What's the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?

Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.

How were people born?

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Sorry, mom. I hope dad would feel the same way

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

The world was a dust cloud, then it solidified, and some fish evolved into a human

And the rest was history

My father knew the exact time of the exact day of the exact year that he would die.

Wow, what an evolved soul! How did it come to him?

The judge told him.

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