The Best 7 Evolutionary Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Evolutionary jokes. There are some evolutionary zoology jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these evolutionary scientific puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Evolutionary Jokes and Puns

My biology teacher said there is no evolutionary advantage to blue eyes.

She must have never heard of the holocaust.

Some sea mammals sleep with half their brain in deep sleep and the other half wide awake

This was developed as an evolutionary mechanism for survival, but biologists have documented a similar mechanism in workers at the DMV

What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn't like people?

An Antisocial Darwinist

Wrote a series about giving guns to monkeys and watching how their evolutionary instincts led them to battle over territory.

Called it Gorilla Warfare.

TIL people with Celiac Disease have a major evolutionary advantage...

They can, quite literally, separate the wheat from the chaff.


What does IS call the evolutionary theory that humans are descended from the ape family?

Boko Harambe

Why is your foot bigger than your hand?

It's a complex evolutionary process.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the evolutionary theories jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working evolutionary archaeology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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