Evo Jokes
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My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution
Could this be a red flag?
Did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds?
Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
My wife just left me. She says life revolves around football and she's sick of it.
I'm quite upset. We were together for 7 seasons.
Boy goes to confession and tells the priest he has been with a girl of loose morals.
"That's a grievous sin," the priest says. "Tell me: Was it Mary O'Hara?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kate Dannaher?"
"No, Father."
"Was it Kathleen McGonigle?"
"No, Father. I don't want to say who it was."
Later, as the boy leaves the church, he sees a friend, who asks him, "How'd it go?"
He answers, "Well, I got ten Hail Marys, five Our Fathers... and three great leads."
What does Eevee evolve into when you give it money?
Patreon
Three men are talking in a Soviet gulag.
One of them asks the two others: "So what did you do?"
The first one answers: "Well, I arrived late at the factory, and so they accused me of slowing down the Revolution and the victory of the Proletariat."
The second one answers: "Well, I arrived early at the factory, and so they accused me of wanting to be favored and promoted over my fellow workers."
Then they turn to the one who asked the question: "How about you, then?"
"Well, I arrived at the factory right on time, and so they accused me of having a watch from the West."
How many Karens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, She just stands there holding it while the world revolves around her.
How many Karens did it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One.
She just holds the lightbulb in the socket and expects the rest of the world to revolve around her.
A creationist told me that evolution must be wrong because it violates the second law of thermodynamics
His claim was that in order for simple organisms like bacteria to evolve into much more complex life like fish and mice and horses and gorillas and people, an enormous input of energy would be required, therefore it must be impossible.
I stayed up all night trying to think of something that would refute his claim, and then it dawned on me.
John was unable to choose between two girls...
So he asked his friend Gary for help deciding which girl to be with.
John: I'm devoted to Kate but Edith is my dream girl, she's all I've ever wanted.
Gary: Then you should be with Edith.
John: But I love Kate and could never leave her...
Gary: Then you should stay with Kate.
John: But I also want to be with Edith, I can't miss this opportunity!
Gary: You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line?
Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
I found a bundle of dollar bill in the street. As a devout Christian, I asked myself, What would Jesus do?
So I turned it into wine.
A bear goes into a bar
he sits down and immediately mauls to death and devours the woman on the stool next to him.
he then calmly orders a beer
bartender: "sorry, we don't serve drug users in here"
bear: "but I don't do drugs"
bartender: "what about that barbitchyouate"
Fun fact: Betsy Devos' name contains every letter of the alphabet
that she knows of.
How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them
My grandpa said "your life revolves too much around technology.
Then I said, "no, yours does." Then I unplugged his life support.
How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one.All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves aroudn him.
I like my men like my teeth,
32 of them, indentured to me, and ready to devour any temptation I have on call.
Victoria's Secret has launched a revolutionary new bra, "Croatia"
..it has lot's of support but no cup
Scientists discovered a revolutionary material with infinite length and zero depth
... but then they realized No Man's Sky was invented already.
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. She just holds it in place, while the world revolves around her. * Beverly Hills ninja edit... rotates to revolves
A man wanted to prove to his wife that he loved her more than s**......
so he bought her a lovely bouquet of roses. Despite his good intentions the devoted husband received a suspicious look when he handed her the flowers. I suppose now you expect me to spend the weekend on my back with my legs spread , said the wife. Why? asked the husband, Don't we have a vase?
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Evo One Liners
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- What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin? Evo-lotion.