Evil Spirits Jokes
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Me: Sometimes I hear a voice and I think it might be an evil spirit, should I be afraid?
**Therapist:** That's actually quite common, sometimes I hear a whiny b**... girly voice.
**Me:** What do you mean?
**Therapist:** There it goes again.
What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?
Try to neghostiate.
People ask, "Why do you hunt evil spirits?"
It's because my doctor said exorcising would be good for me.
What do evil spirits say on Friday the 13th?
"Voorhees a jolly good fellow!"
What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?
He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.
Why do evil spirits make terrible drivers?
Because they aren't sure when to stop, or Wendigo.
What did the evil spirit say when someone burned some sage?
"Wow, you're so incense-itive."
What do you call the study of the spread of evil spirits?
Epidemonology
Topical Jokes for 9/5/14
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In Oregon, a veterinarian discovered 43 socks in a Great Dane's stomach. The dog was taken to the vet when the owner wanted to find out why his sock drawer was growling.
To ward off evil spirits, a woman in India has married a stray dog. The woman's biggest complaint about being married to a dog — is everything.
A new study has determined that wearing a bra, does not cause breast cancer. The study did find that going without a bra, causes cancer of the eyes.
Eminemn has been entered into the Guinness Book of World Records by having nearly 1,500 words in the song Rap God. And only 700 of those were the f-word.
The World Health Organization announced that doctors should use the blood of Ebola survivors to treat other patients. This was in response to the question, What's the best way to spread the Ebola virus?
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