The Best 12 Evidently Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Evidently jokes. There are some evidently seemingly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these evidently ozone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Evidently Jokes and Puns

Evidently, I have boundary issues

according to my neighbors journal.

A man and a and his wife are having breakfast

As the wife is reading the newspaper, she comes across a strange article.
It says here that they've found a 12,000 year old skeleton frozen in a glacier, and evidently it's a woman. Now how do you think they knew it was a woman?

The husband replies with:
Well it's simple.

How is it so simple?

It's mouth was still open.

How does an uncreative redditor get karma... Piece of Cake

Or a repost, evidently

I always wanted to lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace...

Evidently Cracker Barrel has a policy against this.

How many guitarists does it take to cover 'Dust In The Wind'?

Evidently all of them.


My wife sang, "What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me?"

I replied, "Evidently not."

An atom is walking down the street...

An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the matter...is everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. "Well, I think I might have lost an electron," responds the other atom. "Are you sure?" asks the first. "I'm positive!" replies his friend.

Evidently joke, An atom is walking down the street...

My wife complained she wished someone other than her would do some dusting.

Crop dusting evidently is not what she had in mind.

What does a librarian take fishing?

A good hook!


(Evidently the correct answer is book worm but I liked my answer better!)

My wife Emily and I have a celebrity exemption rule for extramarital affairs.

Evidently she thought it included the actor playing George in the local production of "Our Town."

So evidently the kid who stabbed all the people at his highschool today was always told he would be famous.

He felt like today was the day to take a stab at it.

You can explore evidently allegedly reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean evidently remake dad jokes. There are also evidently puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.



A friend of ours took a Latin lover

Evidently he just keeps repeating 'Amo amas amat amamus amatis amant' during sex.‮

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the evidently observatory jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working evidently exposure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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