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Obama smoked w**... growing up, and now look where he is today
Unemployed with two kids and recently evicted
If this year has taught us anything, it's that donald trump is a regular American citizen
He caught COVID-19, has massive debt, is about to be evicted from his house and is going to lose his job
I don't have any money, so for Halloween this year I am going to be
evicted
Obama is the epitome of why Americans are so racist
Just another soon-to-be unemployed black man, evicted from his house, and living on government money.
When Pablo Picasso was a young struggling artist, he was several months behind in the rent.
The landlord came by and told him that if he didn't come up with the money he would be evicted on Tuesday.
Picasso exclaimed, "Before you kick me out, just think, years from now people will look at this building and say the great Picasso lived there."
The landlord looked at him blankly and said, "And if you don't come up with the money they can start doing it Tuesday."
I watched my neighbor get evicted the other day...
...It was a moving experience.
My landlord managed to get rid of 230 pounds of ugly fat...
he evicted me!
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