Everlasting Jokes
16 everlasting jokes and hilarious everlasting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about everlasting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Everlasting Short Jokes
Short everlasting jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The everlasting humour may include short eternal jokes also.
- What do you call it when someone gets their whole face tattooed? An everlasting job stopper.
- And Jesus said unto John... And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster.
- Jesus said unto Peter "Come forth and you shall receive everlasting life"
But Peter came in fifth and received a toaster - And Jesus said unto them, "Come forth and you shall receive everlasting life." We all know how John came fith and won a toaster, but Joseph didn't even come and he got a baby!
- And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life...." But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.
- Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money.
I shall be everlastingly in your debt.
Harry: That's what I'm afraid of! - a rhetorical answer is something I keep trying to explain to my gf during everlasting arguments.
- Give a man a cake Give a man a cake and he will eat it.
Give a Redditor cake and he will farm the everlasting s**... out of it.
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Everlasting One Liners
Which everlasting one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with everlasting? I can suggest the ones about eternal life and endless.
- What do you call a face, hand, or neck tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper
- What's another word for a face tattoo? An everlasting jobstopper.
- Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack? Eminem.
- What do you call a lifelong drag queen? Tuck Everlasting
- Genevan accomplishments Making everlasting treaties
Making everlasting bridges

Silly Everlasting Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about everlasting you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean never ending jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make everlasting pranks.
Hillary is talking to The Pope, and he says...
"With but one wave of my hand, I can make these people feel joy. Joy that nothing else in the world can bring. And it will be an eternal, everlasting joy."
Hillary says "I'll believe that when I see it."
And so, the Pope raises his hand into the air, and slaps her across the face, and the crowd goes wild.
I got my kid baptized yesterday
Priest: Do you believe in the Holy Spirit and the holy Catholic church?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the communion of saints and the forgiveness of sins?
Me: I do.
Priest: Do you believe in the resurrection of the body and life everlasting?
Me: I do
Priest: Do you hereby indemnify and hold harmless the Catholic church for any s**... misconduct to you and your family for ever and ever amen?
Me: I do--- wait! Hold on!
Priest: Too late! You said it!
