The Best 11 Everlasting Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Everlasting jokes. There are some everlasting shalt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these everlasting forever puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Everlasting Jokes and Puns

What do you call it when someone gets their whole face tattooed?

An everlasting job stopper.

Hillary is talking to The Pope, and he says...

"With but one wave of my hand, I can make these people feel joy. Joy that nothing else in the world can bring. And it will be an eternal, everlasting joy."

Hillary says "I'll believe that when I see it."

And so, the Pope raises his hand into the air, and slaps her across the face, and the crowd goes wild.

I got my kid baptized yesterday

Priest: Β Do you believe in the Holy Spirit and the holy Catholic church?

Me: I do.

Priest: Do you believe in the communion of saints and the forgiveness of sins?

Me: I do.

Priest: Do you believe in the resurrection of the body andΒ life everlasting?

Me: I do

Priest: Do you hereby indemnify and hold harmless the Catholic church for any sexual misconduct to you and your family for ever and ever amen?

Me: I do--- wait! Hold on!

Priest: Too late! You said it!

Everlasting joke, I got my kid baptized yesterday

And Jesus said unto John...

And Jesus said unto John come forth and I shall give you everlasting life. But John came fifth so he only won a toaster.

Jesus said unto Peter

"Come forth and you shall receive everlasting life"

But Peter came in fifth and received a toaster


And Jesus said unto them, "Come forth and you shall receive everlasting life."

We all know how John came fith and won a toaster, but Joseph didn't even come and he got a baby!

What do you call a face, hand, or neck tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper

Everlasting joke, What do you call a face, hand, or neck tattoo?

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Give a man a cake

Give a man a cake and he will eat it.
Give a Redditor cake and he will farm the everlasting shit out of it.

What do you call a lifelong drag queen?

Tuck Everlasting

And Jesus said, "Come forth and receive everlasting life...."

But John came fifth, and only received a toaster oven.

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