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- Bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
- I just recently finished building a model of Mt. Everest and a friend asked, "Is it to scale?" "No," I said.
"It's to look at." - I think my friend is lying when he claimed he reached the top of Mount Everest last year. I'm not sure if…he made it up.
- I went to a restaurant on the summit of Mt. Everest. I give it 3 stars. Food was good, not much atmosphere though.
- Why did dad divorce mom after hiking Mt. Everest? Mom got frostbite, and had toes amputated.
Dad's lack-toes-intolerant. - I feel bad for the people that have climbed Mount Everest. Their lives have been downhill ever since.
- On my way to climb Mt. Everest, I came upon a local villager who said he had a rooster that laid eggs. "How is that possible?" I asked.
"Himalayan rooster," he replied. - Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher.
- Fun fact Mt.Everest grows by approximately 44 millimeters every year. when will it everest
- I am not sure if my friend is lying about him scaling the top of Mount Everest. I think…… he made it up.
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- I cut the top off of Mt. Everest. I only wanted to take a peak.
- Mountain climbers do so much climbing Don't they Everest?
- Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
- Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up.
- How do you call the peak of indifference? What Everest.
- What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People
- What do Mount Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common? They both have icy dead people.
- What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common? Icy dead people!
- Before Everest was discovered what was the tallest mountain?? Everest.
- What did Haley Joel Osment find on Mount Everest? Icy dead people.
- Rock climbers are doing hard work. Don't they Everest?
- What mountain is just smaller than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer
- What did Hailey Joel Osmont say when climbing mt everest? Icy dead people
- Which vampire is the tallest one? Count Everest
- Oh, you want to climb to the top of Mount Everest? Did it PEAK your interest?
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently...
The steaks have never been higher.
Did you hear about the guy who died on Mount Everest?
He sat there and chilled.
My favorite book as a child was...
...'I Fell Off Mt Everest' by Eileen Dover.
What was the highest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
Mount Everest
Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest?
Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat
b**... vs. Mount Everest
What does getting a b**... from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common?
You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush.
Downhill Skiing
3 rock climbers (Bob, Tim, Jack) were attempting to climb Everest. In a freak accident, Bob and Tim lost all of their supplies. Unable to progress any further, they decide to make camp and share jack's supplies. The three of them slept side to side, with bob and Tim on either side of jack. In the morning, as they made their way down the mountain, bob was telling the other two about his dream last night. Bob said, "man I dreamt this buxom blonde gave me a vigorous h**... last night." Tim chuckled and said " I dreamt I was getting a h**... from a beautiful woman as well." Jack merely shrugged and said " I dreamed I was downhill skiing."
I liked Mt. Everest more before it was climbed and summited.
Back then, it couldn't be topped!
Don't open a store on Mt. Everest
You'd be surprised how quickly things go downhill from there...
What did one mountain say to the other?
We're best friends for everest
watching movies with my kids is like getting stuck in a trap on mt everest
Tangled and then Frozen
Mt. Everest has lost its record status ...
... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake.
What did the mountain climber name his horse?
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
Climbing Mt. Everest is great and all...
...but it's all downhill from there.
A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005
Their marriage really went downhill after that
A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest...
...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.
Girl: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mt. Everest, what'd you give me?
Boy: A push
What's shorter than Mt. Everest?
Mt. Everer
I took ribeye to the top of Everest...
The steaks could not be higher.
TIL climbing Mount Everest with a partner and having s**... share a common crucial point
if you choose to take a small nap while close to reaching the summit, you will never wake up.
I finally reached the Top of Mount Everest!
But things went really downhill from there...
I hear the view from Mount Everest is breathtaking...
literally.
Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest."
Son: "Sher pa."
How to tell whether someone is an idiot
Doctor, how can you tell whether someone is an idiot, even if he looks normal to you?
For that, we have special questions.
Can you name an example?
Mountaineer Brown climbed Mount Everest three times but he was killed during one of these ascents. Can you tell me which one?
But doctor, that surely won't work for people like me who know nothing about mountaineering.
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
Why is Mt. Everest better than the entirety of Earth?
Earth only goes downhill from there.
Why do they call it Mount Everest?
Cause it's the best-est mountain ever-est.
I've spent three sleepless nights trying to think of a mountain pun.
I'm starting to think I won't Everest.
Why do they call it Mt Everest?
Because there are people laying all over the mountain!
How did the mountaineer describe the view from the top of Everest?
That's really summit
Who is World Tallest Vampire
Count Everest.
At the top of Mt. Everest, two climbers get in a fight.
It was all downhill from there.
Why do so many die on Mount Everest?
Many never reached peak performance.
Burt and Mack are climbing Mount Everest.
Burt and Mack are climbing Mount Everest when suddenly Burt falls in to a crevasse 1000 ft. deep.
Hey Burt! Are you alive? shouts Mack from above.
Yeah I am.
I'm going to drop down a rope, grab onto it and I'll pull you out.
I can't. My arms are broken.
Okay then wrap your legs around them.
I can't. My legs are broken too.
Alright, then bite down real hard on the rope. I'll pull you up.
So Burt bites on the rope and Mack starts pulling.
1000 feet… 900 feet… 700 feet…. 500 feet…. 300 feet…
You alright Burt?
Yeahhhhhhhh….hhhhhhh…
Did you know they have snack stops on Mt. Everest?
It's the climbers that didn't make it to the top.
My friend went to Everest and stole a stone.
He really brought it out of thin air
Many people daydream about being on the top of Mount Everest,
It turns out they're already super high.
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?
A HIGH-p**...-IN-USE
What did one insomniac mountain climber say to the other?
"Bro, do you everest?"
What did one mountain climber say to the other that would not stop running around?
Do you Everest?
What is Mt. Everest's favorite meal of the day?
Ava-lunch!
I took a couple of cows to the top of Mt. Everest
...and the stakes could not be higher
How many people have died on their way up Mount Everest?
Not as many as on the way down.
I lost a friend at Mount Everest.
A wolf bit him to death at the bottom.
Finally reached the top of Mount Everest in 15 days
That's my Peak Performance!
There was a young climber named Ed...
There was a young climber named Ed
No mountain could fill him with dread
Then he met a big fatty
named Pumpkin-a**... Patty
And he said, "I'll do Everest instead".
A n**... artist dies while climbing Mt Everest
Nobody paid them, they had to do it for the exposure.
A climber made it to top of Mt Everest. Most were impressed, not astronomers.
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
You know that you're at the highest point in your life...
...when you're smoking w**... on Mount Everest.
An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area.
This is snow joke.
TIL bumblebees are able to fly higher than Mount Everest.
Because Mount Everest can't fly.
You're not s**... if you haven't been to university
Einstein never went to university and he was the first man to climb mount Everest
I once went to climb Mount Everest...
... came across a local village farmer who said he had a rooster that could lay eggs.
I said, How is that possible?
He said, Himalayan Rooster
P.S I told that joke to a farm girl today and to all the other ag folk who clapped it made my day. Even if there's only two of you with enough cell service to have read it and laughed.
I just heard the owner of Dulux paint passed away on Mount Everest
Apparently he could've done with another coat
I heard they just opened a BBQ restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest
Careful though, the steaks are high.
Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person
Stay lazy, my friends
A man goes into a pet store and demands an amazing pet for a very cheap price
The shop keeper says "I have a talking fox for only £20" the man exclaims " foxes can't talk!" While he's rambling on the fox puts his paw up on the desk and says "actually I can talk... I've written 3 books and I climbed up mount Everest for the 2nd time yesterday!" The man says "wow he's amazing, why are you selling him so cheap??" To which the shopkeeper replies "I just can't take the lies anymore..."
A man and his friend were talking about their New Year's Resolutions.
Friend: I heard you set some really tough resolutions, have you completed them?
Man: Well of course! I've swam across the Pacific Ocean in only speedos.
Friend: Neat.
Man: Scaled Mount Everest n**...!
Friend, a bit skeptical: Really?
Man: Well, there is one I still haven't completed.
Friend: And that is?
Man: Break my habit of lying......
After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.
After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.
Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.
Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...
A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for something amazing but also cheap
The owner says that he has a talking fox for only £20. The man says "How rediculous, foxes can't talk and even if they could why would you sell him so cheap?!". While he's asking this a fox comes over, puts his paw on the desk as if to interrupt and says "Actually I can talk. I've written 3 books and climbed up mount Everest for the 5th time yesterday". The man astonished says "wow! But why so cheap?" To which the owner replies "I just can't take the lies anymore".
Joe: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest.
Bob: Summit?
Joe: Nope. Climbed all of it!
A man climbs Mount Everest.
He manages to reach the top, looks out at the amazing view, and promptly bursts into tears.
"Sir, what is wrong?" His guide asks.
The man struggles to get himself under control. "I- I just- I just realized..."
"My entire life will be all downhill from here."
A big bar chain opened a bar on Mount Everest.
Naturally a lot of people were really excited to be able to have a few drinks in the highest place in the world.
There was a lot of buzz and excitement about this new bar but when it came to opening day. The opening ceremony was poor, the drinks tasted bad and the service was terrible.
Everyone was bitterly disappointed that the bar did meet their expectations.
A lesson was learnt that day by the owners of the Everest Bar.
Don't set the bar so high.