Everest Jokes
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Funniest Everest Short Jokes
Short everest jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The everest humour may include short summit jokes also.
- Bumblebees can fly higher than mount Everest Kinda obvious. Considering mount Everest can't fly
- I think my friend is lying when he claimed he reached the top of Mount Everest last year. I'm not sure if…he made it up.
- I went to a restaurant on the summit of Mt. Everest. I give it 3 stars. Food was good, not much atmosphere though.
- Why did dad divorce mom after hiking Mt. Everest? Mom got frostbite, and had toes amputated.
Dad's lack-toes-intolerant. - I feel bad for the people that have climbed Mount Everest. Their lives have been downhill ever since.
- On my way to climb Mt. Everest, I came upon a local villager who said he had a rooster that laid eggs. "How is that possible?" I asked.
"Himalayan rooster," he replied. - Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher.
- Fun fact Mt.Everest grows by approximately 44 millimeters every year. when will it everest
- I've spent three sleepless nights trying to think of a mountain pun. I'm starting to think I won't Everest.
- Pieces of cooked meat have been found on mount Everest recently... The steaks have never been higher.
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Everest One Liners
Which everest one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with everest? I can suggest the ones about climb and ledge.
- I cut the top off of Mt. Everest. I only wanted to take a peak.
- Mountain climbers do so much climbing Don't they Everest?
- Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
- Did I ever tell you the story about the time I climbed Mount Everest? I made it up.
- How do you call the peak of indifference? What Everest.
- What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest? Icy Dead People
- What do Mount Everest and The Sixth Sense have in common? They both have icy dead people.
- What do The Sixth Sense and Mount Everest have in common? Icy dead people!
- Before Everest was discovered what was the tallest mountain?? Everest.
- What mountain is just smaller than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer
- Which vampire is the tallest one? Count Everest
- Oh, you want to climb to the top of Mount Everest? Did it PEAK your interest?
- I hear the view from Mount Everest is breathtaking... literally.
- What's shorter than Mt. Everest? Mt. Everer
- I finally reached the Top of Mount Everest! But things went really downhill from there...
Mount Everest Jokes
Here is a list of funny mount everest jokes and even better mount everest puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
- My Pa said he would accompany me when I told him I was going to climb Mount Everest. I said Are you surePa?
- An avalanche has started on Mount Everest that threatens to wipe out 20% of its surrounding area. This is snow joke.
- Many people daydream about being on the top of Mount Everest, It turns out they're already super high.
- Why do so many die on Mount Everest? Many never reached peak performance.
- A Pokemon GO player climbed to the summit of mount Everest... ...convinced that he would could catch a rare Pokemon. All he caught was a cold. It stared with a peak achoo.
- Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat
- Finally reached the top of Mount Everest in 15 days That's my Peak Performance!
- I lost a friend at Mount Everest. A wolf bit him to death at the bottom.
- How many people have died on their way up Mount Everest? Not as many as on the way down.
Mt Everest Jokes
Here is a list of funny mt everest jokes and even better mt everest puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake.
- Did you hear that paris hilton has agreed to climb Mt. Everest? It's being called the Paris climb it agreement.
- I heard they just opened a BBQ restaurant near the top of Mt. Everest Careful though, the steaks are high.
- Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest." Son: "Sher pa."
- Joe: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. Bob: Summit?
Joe: Nope. Climbed all of it! - A couple was married on top of Mt Everest in 2005 Their marriage really went downhill after that
- A climber made it to top of Mt Everest. Most were impressed, not astronomers. They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
- At the top of Mt. Everest, two climbers get in a fight. It was all downhill from there.
- Why do they call it Mt Everest? Because there are people laying all over the mountain!
- Girl: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mt. Everest, what'd you give me? Boy: A push
Heartwarming Everest Jokes that Make You Laugh
What funny jokes about everest you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean atop jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make everest pranks.
What did one mountain say to the other?
We're best friends for everest
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How to tell whether someone is an idiot
Doctor, how can you tell whether someone is an idiot, even if he looks normal to you?
For that, we have special questions.
Can you name an example?
Mountaineer Brown climbed Mount Everest three times but he was killed during one of these ascents. Can you tell me which one?
But doctor, that surely won't work for people like me who know nothing about mountaineering.
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
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There was a young climber named Ed...
There was a young climber named Ed
No mountain could fill him with dread
Then he met a big fatty
named Pumpkin-a**... Patty
And he said, "I'll do Everest instead".
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A n**... artist dies while climbing Mt Everest
Nobody paid them, they had to do it for the exposure.
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You know that you're at the highest point in your life...
...when you're smoking w**... on Mount Everest.
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You're not s**... if you haven't been to university
Einstein never went to university and he was the first man to climb mount Everest
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Remember that every dead body on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person
Stay lazy, my friends
A man goes into a pet store and demands an amazing pet for a very cheap price
The shop keeper says "I have a talking fox for only £20" the man exclaims " foxes can't talk!" While he's rambling on the fox puts his paw up on the desk and says "actually I can talk... I've written 3 books and I climbed up mount Everest for the 2nd time yesterday!" The man says "wow he's amazing, why are you selling him so cheap??" To which the shopkeeper replies "I just can't take the lies anymore..."
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A man and his friend were talking about their New Year's Resolutions.
Friend: I heard you set some really tough resolutions, have you completed them?
Man: Well of course! I've swam across the Pacific Ocean in only speedos.
Friend: Neat.
Man: Scaled Mount Everest n**...!
Friend, a bit skeptical: Really?
Man: Well, there is one I still haven't completed.
Friend: And that is?
Man: Break my habit of lying......
After attempting to climb Everest and failing, John has severe frostbite, hypothermia and goes into a coma.
After a lengthy and dangerous mountaintop rescue he's rushed to the nearest hospital, where after several days he finally wakes and is greeted by the Nepalese doctor.
Sir, I have bad news and good news. John, ever the optimist asks for the good news first.
Okay, the good news is the patient in the next bed has offered you a very generous amount for your slippers...
A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner for something amazing but also cheap
The owner says that he has a talking fox for only £20. The man says "How rediculous, foxes can't talk and even if they could why would you sell him so cheap?!". While he's asking this a fox comes over, puts his paw on the desk as if to interrupt and says "Actually I can talk. I've written 3 books and climbed up mount Everest for the 5th time yesterday". The man astonished says "wow! But why so cheap?" To which the owner replies "I just can't take the lies anymore".
A man climbs Mount Everest.
He manages to reach the top, looks out at the amazing view, and promptly bursts into tears.
"Sir, what is wrong?" His guide asks.
The man struggles to get himself under control. "I- I just- I just realized..."
"My entire life will be all downhill from here."
A big bar chain opened a bar on Mount Everest.
Naturally a lot of people were really excited to be able to have a few drinks in the highest place in the world.
There was a lot of buzz and excitement about this new bar but when it came to opening day. The opening ceremony was poor, the drinks tasted bad and the service was terrible.
Everyone was bitterly disappointed that the bar did meet their expectations.
A lesson was learnt that day by the owners of the Everest Bar.
Don't set the bar so high.
