eventual Jokes

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Eventually, all hipsters will age and end up needing canes to help them walk...

...ironically.

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Eventually, after living a full life, Tom Brady dies and goes to heaven...

At the Pearly Gates, God tells Brady, "As a reward for such a fine football career I am giving you a house. Now, not everyone gets a house up here, in fact it's quite rare. Tom, consider this is a personal gift from the Lord your God." The Almighty shows him to his new home and Brady is somewhat taken aback. The tiny home is more a shack with a faded Patriots flag flying over it. Still, Tom Brady tells God how thankful he is for such a special blessing.

After the Father gives Brady a short tour of his new home, Tom notices a three story mansion just around the block. The enormous home is painted in orange and blue, even down to the driveway and sidewalks. A huge Denver Broncos flag flies off a 50 ft flagpole above the house and a Tim Tebow jersey hangs over the front door.

Brady, a little perplexed, turns to God and asks, "I don't mean to be ungrateful Lord, but I was an all-pro quarterback, I won three Super Bowls, and I was inducted into the Hall of Fame last year." "What are you trying to say, my son?" Brady responds, "Well, why does Tim Tebow get a better house than me?" God chortles and replies, "That's not Tim's house. That's my house!"

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I eventually understood USB Type C design...

And now, I can't really see any downside in it

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Eventually, when everything is owned by one corporation, and run by one CEO, we'll have to face

The final boss

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Donald Trump doesn't believe in the eventual flooding of the coasts due to climate change

apparently he doesn't think America can sink any lower either.

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The best part about communicating with someone named Jose is the eventual opportunity to say no way Jose.

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What are the most funny Eventual jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Eventual? Well, here are the best Eventual dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Eventual pick up lines to share with friends.

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