Evenly Jokes
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If a group of crows is a m**......
...then a group of crows spaced evenly between two margins is a justified m**....
I can prove that primates don't exist...
Eight divides evenly by 2 or 4.
A recent survey says women prefer 4-5 inches over 6 inches and bigger, citing a "better fit" being one of the top reasons
While preference between Android and iOS devices are evenly split.
In the Military bootcamp
Soldier: SIR WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN STEPPING ON A MINE?
Sergeant: Easy jump 10 meters in the Air and distribute yourself evenly in a radius of 15 meters
2,3,5,7...
Not all numbers are evenly divided, these are some prime examples.
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a big hole in the ice.
Place peas around the hole, evenly spaced, every inch.
When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
What's red, white, and blue?
A can of red, white, and blue paint that has not been evenly mixed.
A man arrives in heaven.
He's met at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who consults his book and tells the man that his sins weigh almost evenly against his righteousness and the angel is having a hard time deciding whether to let him into heaven.
"Listen," says St. Peter. "Tell me of a selfless act you performed to convince me you are truly good."
So the man says, "Well I was driving across the state one time and I saw a group of bikers dragging a screaming woman off road, away from her car. I pulled over and ran to them shouting to let her go."
"Well that certainly was brave," said St. Peter. "When did you do that?"
"About five minutes ago."
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The miser's will
A notorious miser died, and in his will he left his $3 million estate split evenly among his three sons: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer. Being selfish even in death, he left each of them strict instructions to put the money in his coffin when they buried him.
After the f**..., the three were talking, and the doctor said "I have a confession to make. I didn't actually put all the money in the coffin -- it seemed like such a waste. I kept out $200,000 to buy some new equipment for the hospital."
The priest chimed in, "I'm so glad you said that -- I couldn't bring myself to throw away $1 million either. I kept $300,000 to build a new wing on the church."
The lawyer shook his head in disgust and said, "I can't believe you two, ignoring your dead father's wishes like that! When we buried him, that coffin contained my personal check for the full amount of one million dollars!"
a scientist, a physicist, and an economist...
a scientist, and physicist and an economist were trapped on a desert island. they had one can of beans but no can opener. the scientist said "lets assume that i smash the can with a rock then we could split the beans evenly," but the others said they would lose too much in the process. the physicist said "lets assume i put the can in the fire and wait til it pops open and then we split the beans evenly," but the others said it could explode and theyd lose the beans. so the economist said "assume we have a can opener..."

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