Evasion Jokes

Funniest Evasion Short Jokes

Short evasion jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The evasion humour may include short escape jokes also.

1. If you go to jail for tax evasion.... ....aren't you basically living off taxes, for not paying your taxes.
2. I've got a great idea for tax evasion Apparently if you don't pay your taxes the government will give you free housing free food and a roommate
3. Did you hear about the Barcelona football star who got busted for tax evasion? They said his tax returns were Messi.
4. David Cameron: Tax evasion is morally wrong, I leaned that from my father. The tax evasion bit, not the morally wrong bit.
5. We just hired an ex-con, who was in for tax evasion, to do our landscaping And I must say he is terrific at cutting the corners.
6. Dolce and Gabbana are to be jailed for tax evasion. Looks like someone finally called the fashion police.
7. Did you hear about the chef arrested for tax evasion? His mis-spelled nouvelle cuisine and got caught cooking the books.
8. Government - 'Um, we're having big issues with tax evasion. People are stashing away notes with large denominations.' Modi: 'Have you tried turning them off and and on again?'
9. Did you hear Mike Sorrentino from the jersey shore is pleading guilty to tax evasion? You could say he's in a Bad "Situation".
10. DMX is going to jail for 5 years for Tax Evasion Looks like the Government is gonna be givin it to him.

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Evasion One Liners

Which evasion one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with evasion? I can suggest the ones about escape from jail and escape from prison.

1. So much tax evasion in America... Almost like the country was founded on it or something
2. A man is arrested after nearly being hit by a taxi He was charged with tax-evasion
3. I was caught after ditching a cab without paying... I was charged with Taxi Evasion.
4. What do you call it when you have to dodge pottery? Evasive maneuvers
5. What were the ents charged with when they ran away from the loggers? Axe Evasion.
6. What is Greece's most popular sport? Tax Evasion
7. Shakira recently got charged with Tax Evasion. Her hips don't like, but her tax forms do,
8. Tax Evasion From the company's point of view it makes cents.
9. Why did the Catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.
10. My evasive seamstress could make a new pair of pants for you... ... or sew it seams.
11. Why was the black man acquitted for tax evasion? Because it was a white colored crime.
12. What do you do to avoid a flower p**... being thrown at your head? Evaseive Maneuvers

Amusing & Witty Evasion Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about evasion you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean prison escape jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make evasion pranks.